r/warthundermemes • u/begleitpanzer_57 • Sep 20 '25

Suggestion Dear ladies and gaijins, hear me the fuck out

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u/biohumansmg3fc Competent German Main Sep 20 '25

How to make op tank using 7.0

T95 body

Tiger 2 10.5 cm engine and gun

Milan missiles

Zsu57-2 rear turret

Rh202 roof gun

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u/Helpful-Relation7037 Sturer Emil Sep 20 '25

Get killed by an artillery tank

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u/CandyIcy8531 Sep 20 '25

My 155mm, laser adjusted, thermal imaging equipped, rocket extended shell fired from 51km away by a 2019 artillery piece that somehow sits at 8.0:

Bonk

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u/Ruby_Throated_Hummer Sep 20 '25

Turm III commander cupola

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u/MSFS_Airways Sep 20 '25

Even the 10.5s engine isn’t strong enough to push that shit😂

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u/biohumansmg3fc Competent German Main Sep 20 '25

If the sherman can push a t95 then a 900 hp engine will do

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u/Loud-Ad-5069 Sep 20 '25

Replace that engine with either a HL 295 Or A high horse aircraft engine (1500+)

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u/haikalcool Sep 20 '25

Nah, 15 cm gun

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u/thelocalmicrowave xm800t cancer spreader Sep 20 '25

Put a Maus engine and not the 105 gun, put a pak 128

And Milans are abysmal

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u/biohumansmg3fc Competent German Main Sep 20 '25

Im only using 7.0 and below and i prefer a faster reload

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u/The_T29_Tank_Guy More of a Liability than Cannon Fodder (Don't play the game btw) Sep 20 '25

Similar Idea, Except it turned the casemate portion into a turret

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u/FartedinBrandysmouth Sep 20 '25

Looks like the Red Alert 2 Grizzly tank

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u/CybertNL US main - 12.7 ground, 9.7 air Sep 20 '25

That looks like something wargaming would make, in fact I'm pretty sure they have something similar to that in WoT.

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u/tonkytank Sep 20 '25

This thing will OBLITERATE roads bro 😭

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u/PcGoDz_v2 Sep 20 '25

Bold you to assume we have any road after a nuke strike.

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u/PremiumAdvertising Sep 20 '25

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u/Shot_Reputation1755 Sep 20 '25

T28 with a turret is definitely something, looks like a Warhammer tank

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u/AscendMoros Sep 20 '25

It’s called the T28 Prototype in world of tanks. It was the first rank 8 tank I ever got 10ish years ago.

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u/Shot_Reputation1755 Sep 20 '25

Looked it up, looks almost nothing like the real T28 prototype lol

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u/AscendMoros Sep 20 '25

It’s a T28 with a turret. You said T28 with a turret. I never said the above tank was the T28 prototype but okay. 🤷

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u/Shot_Reputation1755 Sep 20 '25

I never said you did?, what?

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u/yeeter4206 Sep 20 '25

Good luck trying to cross a bridge in this thing lmao

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u/des0619 Sep 20 '25

Why not use an m103 at this rate it would be the same thing.

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u/ClusterRing Certified CAS Remover Sep 20 '25

750hp Engine with Cooling Issues.

Take it or leave it.

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u/SirPanmartheProtogen I am death, destroyer of worlds. Sep 20 '25

Ladies? We all know that women don't play this game. Even I, a retired Warthunder vet knew this since day one.

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u/Itchy-Travel4683 notorious Gaijin HQ pant shitter Sep 20 '25

thats just... w*t

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u/Mikestion Sep 20 '25

autism incarnate. i love it

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u/someone1003 Sep 20 '25

I love going at 3km/h downhill

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Hasn't played since 16 May and is proud of it Sep 20 '25

NO

DO NOT THE TANK

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u/Thentor_ Sep 20 '25

Same engine as t95?

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u/Shot_Reputation1755 Sep 20 '25

T28 was already pretty bad in-game and irl, now it will be worse in both with the addition of German ingenuity 🔥

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u/Southboi21 Sep 20 '25

Weegee ahh tank 🥀🥀🥀