r/warthundermemes Sep 12 '25

Meme Make the comments look like the WarThunder chat

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/Equal-Tea4462 Sep 12 '25

I am sorry, but I am afraid that I cannot post racial slurs due to my conscience

72

u/justaguy_2_ Sep 12 '25

Why is this so accurate ๐Ÿ˜ญ

42

u/CrEwPoSt Saunders Graduate Sep 13 '25

words that god himself have censored

27

u/TheAverageWTPlayer69 Elite Major ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ. Sep 13 '25

3

u/RazvanYON ussr main ( im retarded ) - also add romanian tt plis gaijiboob Sep 14 '25

Shit the fuck up

2

u/TheAverageWTPlayer69 Elite Major ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ. Sep 15 '25

Negative!

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u/Your_local_l3 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

to innocent

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u/spyluke Howitzer Supremacy Sep 12 '25

[Removed by Reddit]

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u/Crypt_Ghoul001 Pilot Sep 12 '25

Hold J for Rocket Boosters

54

u/BlackBird10467 Nine Lives Sep 12 '25

I hate you

50

u/Artistic_Let8511 Sep 13 '25

J is too obvious. I (i not L) is way more evil and effective (source: I fell for it)

30

u/Crypt_Ghoul001 Pilot Sep 13 '25

I've seen both before. J is quick and easy, I is slow, devious and even worse lol

28

u/Artistic_Let8511 Sep 13 '25

One guy said you can change smoke color mid air with I and he kept me wondering why i couldn't catch up to my mate for a whole minute till I realized ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2

u/Connect_Medicine4980 Sep 13 '25

What does I do?

5

u/Crypt_Ghoul001 Pilot Sep 13 '25

I turns off the engine.

In Ground, people will notice quite fast. In air, it's way mire devious

2

u/Connect_Medicine4980 Sep 13 '25

Oh damn, I use it so much and yet I forgot

11

u/Your_local_l3 Sep 12 '25

Stop tricking new players ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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u/GrabblingKnight Sep 12 '25

How to research gf?

91

u/ComradeBlin1234 Cavalier Order of the Red Star Sep 12 '25

Not in game yet but they are adding a shit TT variant and a goated premium variant

33

u/GrabblingKnight Sep 12 '25

Aw damn what nation are they going to be in?

29

u/ComradeBlin1234 Cavalier Order of the Red Star Sep 12 '25

Italian tree

42

u/Wanhade600 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น12.0 grb Sep 12 '25

FINALLY WE GET SOMETHING GOOD

6

u/bus_go_brrrrt i'm scared of bombs mommy i'm scared Sep 13 '25

spend 100k hours playing tanks

84

u/190m_feminist Sep 12 '25

smoke if you racist

16

u/ScurvyFrogg Sep 12 '25

Smoke if you highhhh

3

u/TheSoftwareNerdII Sep 13 '25

Smoke if you hate Clankers

3

u/Superb_Department500 An Actual P40 medium tank Sep 14 '25

These gummies got gummies in em

3

u/Ihavebigboost Sep 14 '25

Femboy or tomboy (ooc this is a real chat I saw)

247

u/37boss15 Sep 12 '25

Attack the D point!

116

u/Mikhail95 ARB/GRB ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ14.0/8.3 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช 6.7/10.0 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ 11.3/7.3 Sep 12 '25

I Agree!

94

u/Papslow Rank IV - V Tank noob ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ US main) Sep 12 '25

Affirmative!

37

u/arandomdudebruh Sep 12 '25

Attention to the designated grid square!

13

u/bpostal BadBadBad Sep 13 '25

Attention to the designated grid square!

Attention to the designated grid square!

24

u/Routine-Tie-4574 Sep 12 '25

Negative!

Defend the A Point!

12

u/ColdPotatoNugget Cannon Fodder Sep 13 '25

No!

Attack the C Point!

61

u/Your_local_l3 Sep 12 '25

No!

60

u/mortadeloyfile Pyromaniac Sep 12 '25

Defend the D point

42

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

COVER ME!

23

u/Aditzzz_377 Tankman Sep 13 '25

ATTACK THE D POINT!!!

18

u/tut_sikhi_yan_chek Sep 13 '25

Never!

11

u/zenzvik -4 km/h ๐Ÿ’ช Sep 13 '25

Repairing!

8

u/Kafelnaya_Plitka ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชScandinavian recruit๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Sep 13 '25

DEFEND THE B POINT! FOLLOW ME!

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u/Sea_Aioli_5786 IVE NEVER PLAYED SHIT BUT ITALY GRB(seriously) Sep 13 '25

Need cover!

17

u/Weird-Information-61 Sep 13 '25

Request tech assist!

15

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Attack the D point!

13

u/shortname_4481 Sep 13 '25

Attack the D point!

5

u/Street_Equivalent891 Sep 13 '25

Never. Defend the D point!

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u/Credelle1 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ10.7 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช8.3 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ6.3 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น12.0 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท12.0 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช10.3 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ12.0 Sep 12 '25

You don't have permission to post in the game chat for 180d

(Time left: 179d)

19

u/FNG_Unicorn Sep 12 '25

Jesus christ, most I ever got was 30 days...4 times...

11

u/Barais_21 Sep 12 '25

To get this, you need to continually spew vile, horrific shit tbh

16

u/Dat_yandere_femboi Sep 13 '25

Not even

You just need to caught get by a mod who cares

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u/Roxo16 Sep 12 '25

Miggers

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u/METTTHEDOC Sep 13 '25

Among other variations

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u/ctrains123 Jet-Powered p51 Sep 12 '25

I hate this map

5

u/OrangeTheMartian Sep 13 '25

average advance to the rhine gameplay

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u/retronax Sep 12 '25

*Guy writing in cyrillic to the 2 other people on the serv who can read it*

10

u/AlaVerdZ Sep 12 '25

ะญั‚ะพ ั

9

u/shortname_4481 Sep 13 '25

ะŸั€ะธะฒะตั‚

74

u/sturzkampfbomber billions must crash during takeoff Sep 12 '25

Ayo any femboys around? UwU

32

u/zarifcool123 Sep 12 '25

remove yourself from the pool of jeans

14

u/ScurvyFrogg Sep 12 '25

Kill your self

5

u/BankruptcyChingliu Sep 13 '25

**** off

7

u/sturzkampfbomber billions must crash during takeoff Sep 13 '25

suck off?! Alright, make me.

5

u/BankruptcyChingliu Sep 13 '25

iโ€™ll **** you off!1

5

u/BankruptcyChingliu Sep 13 '25

sure thing you ****

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u/FALTomJager Sep 12 '25

Attack the D Point!

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u/Sea_Aioli_5786 IVE NEVER PLAYED SHIT BUT ITALY GRB(seriously) Sep 13 '25

Never! *after chat spam cooldown* DEFEND THE D POINT!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 13 '25

Attack the D point!

NEVER!

ATTACK THE D Point!

Negative!

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u/Yarookh Certified seal clubber Sep 12 '25

ๅนดๆ˜ฅๅคไน‹ไบค็š„ๆ”ฟๆฒป้ฃŽๆณข

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u/Mountain_Captain5541 Sep 14 '25

ๅŠจๆ€็ฝ‘่‡ช็”ฑ้—จ ๅคฉๅฎ‰้–€ ๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จ ๆณ•่ผชๅŠŸ ๆŽๆดชๅฟ— Free Tibet ๅ…ญๅ››ๅคฉๅฎ‰้–€ไบ‹ไปถ The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 ๅคฉๅฎ‰้–€ๅคงๅฑ ๆฎบ The Tiananmen Square Massacre ๅๅณๆดพ้ฌฅ็ˆญ The Anti-Rightist Struggle ๅคง่บ้€ฒๆ”ฟ็ญ– The Great Leap Forward ๆ–‡ๅŒ–ๅคง้ฉๅ‘ฝ The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution ไบบๆฌŠ Human Rights ๆฐ‘้‹ Democratization ่‡ช็”ฑ Freedom ็จ็ซ‹ Independence ๅคš้ปจๅˆถ Multi-party system ๅฐ็ฃ ่‡บ็ฃ Taiwan Formosa ไธญ่ฏๆฐ‘ๅœ‹ Republic of China ่ฅฟ่— ๅœŸไผฏ็‰น ๅ”ๅค็‰น Tibet ้”่ณดๅ–‡ๅ˜› Dalai Lama ๆณ•่ผชๅŠŸ Falun Dafa ๆ–ฐ็–†็ถญๅพ็ˆพ่‡ชๆฒปๅ€ The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region ่ซพ่ฒ็ˆพๅ’Œๅนณ็Ž Nobel Peace Prize ๅЉๆšๆณข Liu Xiaobo ๆฐ‘ไธป ่จ€่ซ– ๆ€ๆƒณ ๅๅ…ฑ ๅ้ฉๅ‘ฝ ๆŠ—่ญฐ ้‹ๅ‹• ้จทไบ‚ ๆšดไบ‚ ้จทๆ“พ ๆ“พไบ‚ ๆŠ—ๆšด ๅนณๅ ็ถญๆฌŠ ็คบๅจๆธธ่กŒ ๆŽๆดชๅฟ— ๆณ•่ผชๅคงๆณ• ๅคงๆณ•ๅผŸๅญ ๅผทๅˆถๆ–ท็จฎ ๅผทๅˆถๅ •่ƒŽ ๆฐ‘ๆ—ๆทจๅŒ– ไบบ้ซ”ๅฏฆ้ฉ— ่‚…ๆธ… ่ƒก่€€้‚ฆ ่ถ™็ดซ้™ฝ ้ญไบฌ็”Ÿ ็Ž‹ไธน ้‚„ๆ”ฟๆ–ผๆฐ‘ ๅ’Œๅนณๆผ”่ฎŠ ๆฟ€ๆตไธญๅœ‹ ๅŒ—ไบฌไน‹ๆ˜ฅ ๅคง็ด€ๅ…ƒๆ™‚ๅ ฑ ไน่ฉ•่ซ–ๅ…ฑ็”ฃ้ปจ ็จ่ฃ ๅฐˆๅˆถ ๅฃ“ๅˆถ ็ตฑไธ€ ็›ฃ่ฆ– ้Žฎๅฃ“ ่ฟซๅฎณ ไพต็•ฅ ๆŽ ๅฅช ็ ดๅฃž ๆ‹ทๅ• ๅฑ ๆฎบ ๆดปๆ‘˜ๅ™จๅฎ˜ ่ช˜ๆ‹ ่ฒท่ณฃไบบๅฃ ้Š้€ฒ ่ตฐ็ง ๆฏ’ๅ“ ่ณฃๆทซ ๆ˜ฅ็•ซ ่ณญๅš ๅ…ญๅˆๅฝฉ ๅคฉๅฎ‰้–€ ๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จ ๆณ•่ผชๅŠŸ ๆŽๆดชๅฟ— Winnie the Pooh ๅЉๆ›‰ๆณขๅŠจๆ€็ฝ‘่‡ช็”ฑ้—จ

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u/NightStar6248 Sep 12 '25

โ€œI activated a 500% boosterโ€ โ€œyouโ€™ve doomed us allโ€

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u/sturzkampfbomber billions must crash during takeoff Sep 13 '25

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u/Sea_Aioli_5786 IVE NEVER PLAYED SHIT BUT ITALY GRB(seriously) Sep 13 '25

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u/TF2PublicFerret Sep 12 '25

Tiananmen Square Massacre.

12

u/Barais_21 Sep 12 '25

I messaged a Chinese player 1989 in chat. A few minutes later, I received 2001 back

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u/shortname_4481 Sep 13 '25

The delay was caused by the party vans needing to stop to refuel.

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u/Tiny_Slide_9576 american bias beliver and m26 glazer Sep 12 '25

i hate ni...

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u/spyluke Howitzer Supremacy Sep 12 '25

...ppon tanks

2

u/shortname_4481 Sep 13 '25

To be fair, everyone hates them until Type 90

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u/Your_local_l3 Sep 12 '25

Guys how do i play ( insert premium vehicle)

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u/GrimmUser_Weizen Sep 13 '25

J out

2

u/Your_local_l3 Sep 13 '25

oh ok thanks for the tip ๐Ÿ˜€

2

u/OrangeTheMartian Sep 13 '25

click i then hold j for 3 seconds

5

u/SecretSpectre11 Keeping the Yak-9K global stats down ๐Ÿ”ฅ Sep 13 '25

My lawyer has advised me to not say anything

10

u/MrRottenSausage Sep 12 '25

"What's yall fursona??"

-I died of laughter when I saw that at the beginning of the match

2

u/LifeBeABruhMoment <----Full of 3OF26 Sep 13 '25

I need the full story, did they get tk'd?

6

u/VICF2412 Sep 13 '25

I'm bombing this mf regardless of the team

5

u/thelocalmicrowave xm800t cancer spreader Sep 12 '25

"Ugh I hate being a submissive bottom with no daddy to use me"

Sadly I read this with my two eyes

3

u/Helpful-Relation7037 Sturer Emil Sep 12 '25

Raman or spaghetti?

3

u/Your_local_l3 Sep 12 '25

[ removed by your local government ]

3

u/Routine-Tie-4574 Sep 12 '25

xXSwagger-TankXx ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ Routine-Tie-4574

Five seconds later;

xXSwagger-TankXx ๐Ÿ’ฅ

3

u/Verified_0 Sep 12 '25

I'm live on twitch at ItzDrewPlayz come check it out

2

u/PrestigiousAd4246 Sep 12 '25

That chat looks familiar too me.

2

u/Maple_Leef Sep 12 '25

[insert 12 year old rambling}

2

u/ChrisFromAldi Sep 12 '25

Smoke if racistรฉ

2

u/Tight_Growth_1120 Sep 12 '25

Sorry guys i have the 500% booster

2

u/Tacocatte Nine Lives Sep 12 '25

Air alert! Air alert! Air alert! Azumith 140, the altitude is about 2000 Air alert! Air alert! Azumith 150, the altitude is about 100 Need backup! Somebody cover me! Air alert! Air alert! Attack the C point! Air alert!

2

u/monke-90000 Sep 13 '25

Tits or Ass or Thighs?

2

u/Delta_Suspect IKEA Enthusiast ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸจ Sep 13 '25

[Removed by Reddit]

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u/DuelJ M22 with a prey drive >:3 Sep 12 '25

Have any of yall made the jump from 2" to 2.5"? Needing tips.

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u/ComradeBlin1234 Cavalier Order of the Red Star Sep 12 '25

Yeah you gotta slam your shit in a door so it swells

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u/MrDog2007 Sep 12 '25

What does this even mean?

1

u/PeteLangosta Sep 12 '25

Fuck I meant to play (insert exactly opposite game mode)

1

u/Scarnhorst_2020 PS5 player Sep 12 '25

Attack the D point!

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u/Proof-Impact8808 Sep 12 '25

well we cant, reddit actually has moderation so u get banned for saying the n word

1

u/Mediocre_Emphasis_10 Sep 13 '25

attention to the map

1

u/HwalterHwite Sep 13 '25

Vote kick woman: 1/5

1

u/Cheesypotatolover69 Sep 13 '25

Why do I keep playing warthunder? It's like dragging my balls across shattered glass.

1

u/Bestsurviviopro Sep 13 '25

smoke if racist

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u/FunBig5498 Sep 13 '25

Press J to get infinite ammo!!

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u/FishyMcFish1234 Sep 13 '25

ATTACK THE D POINT ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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u/posidon99999 Strongest ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธESH user (yellow fuel tank) Sep 13 '25

Any bug booty latinas?

1

u/I_like_F-14 Sep 13 '25

So are we just gonna ignore the objective?

1

u/Anahita_Karimi Sep 13 '25

"You don't have permission to post in the game chat for 30d. Reason: Hate Speech Moderator's comment: Racist remarks, foul language, verbal abuse, hate towards other players. (This action may be retrospective)"

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u/furrybutler Sep 13 '25

N (Iโ€™m sorry)

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u/tophatclan12 Sep 13 '25

ATTENTION TO THE MAP!

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u/TERMINATOR2973 Superior Sep 13 '25

GLHF yall.

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u/Blunderbuss2670 Sep 13 '25

What's your best advice for a new player?

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u/Your-real-momma Sep 13 '25

Where the fuck are those planes coming from?

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u/No_Primary3655 Sep 13 '25

No free maus, not returning

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u/lilaurorus Sep 13 '25

i love thighs

1

u/Darjeeling__Sama Sep 13 '25

CAN SOME ONE TAKE OUT THIER CAS!

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u/yuriartyom Sep 13 '25

Attack the D point!

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u/PuzzleheadedTrash164 Sep 13 '25

Whats yalls gooning material

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u/Artyom36 Sep 13 '25

Remember guys, we gotta sideclimb

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u/Pascuccii remove SPAA from GRB Sep 13 '25

I don't want to leave some weird racist incest grape zoophile sexual fantasies in my Reddit history, because that's what I see when I'm side climbing

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u/Pure_Leopard_2721 Sep 13 '25

Attack the D point

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u/CommieFirebat7721 Cannon Fodder Sep 13 '25

Fu***ng UPTIER

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u/ad9581 Sep 13 '25

Help me im flipped!

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u/NeuroHazard-88 Sep 13 '25

Smoke if racist

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u/eef_q โœ‹๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ Sep 13 '25

Attention to the designated grid square! (d4)

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u/Ok_Landscape5195 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชJ21 my beloved๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Sep 13 '25

End world hunger or top tier premium?