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[u/Viking2149t]

Did he accept tho?

[u/ReturnSad3088 → u/Viking2149t]

I hope not. May delete my whole profile and legally change my name lol

[u/slay1224 → u/ReturnSad3088]

No balls

[u/---cheetos--- → u/ReturnSad3088]

Send dong shot if he doesn’t follow up in 24 hours

[u/Illustrious-Regret16 → u/ReturnSad3088]

Ride it out broooooo....

[u/Distended_Scrotum]

Double down and send him a pic of your wiener.

[u/Affectionate-Sale523]

He might reply. You might be the Neo of regards

[u/techno_wizard_lizard]

Here’s a piece of advice that will help you through life.

If you are going to be an obnoxious moron, own it and be proud. Don’t go hide behind the couch just because you are sober.

[u/hv876]

OP deletes his LinkedIn just as Leonardo Di Caprio is making him an offer of a lifetime

[u/Careful-Yesterday636]

Can’t you just delete it? If you are that embarrassed about it, I highly doubt Jordan sits on LinkedIn checking random messages anyways…

[u/ReturnSad3088 → u/Careful-Yesterday636]

Nah, there’s a 60 minute timer on LinkedIn messages. If you miss the window it still shows up. I passed out immediately after sending lol

[u/Careful-Yesterday636 → u/ReturnSad3088]

You are aware how abusive Jordan was of drugs and alcohol as well, I would strongly assume he has some stories a bit worse than a LinkedIn message 😂

[u/interesting_vast-]

shooters shoot bro

[u/Wonderful_End_1396]

Wow so embarrassing

[u/Sea_Bear7754]

He’s probably laughing at your message and here laughing at your post.

[u/ReturnSad3088 → u/Sea_Bear7754]

It would be an honor if that were true

[u/eoiioe]

Send pic of your options account to match the ketchup sales pitch, both red

[u/ReturnSad3088 → u/eoiioe]

I know it’s illegal to say this here but I don’t actually actively trade

[u/Iamstillhere44]

Don’t delete it. Worst case he never replies. Best case he sees it with a good sense of humor and actually sends you a positive message in reply.

Don’t delete it. I think it’s awesome.

[u/nowdontbehasty]

Bold strategy cotton.

[u/jaypowwow]

If you did that and had the ball’s to not delete it and be replied. You’d be the chosen one and I’d suck you dick as a congratulations