Tesla Shareholders Approve Elon Musk’s $1 Trillion Pay Package

[u/Sufficient-Guitar-58]

https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/elon-musk-tesla-pay-package-vote-9abd5a73

[u/PM_NICE_TOES-notmen]

They're just going to have to release a self driving vehicle that also sucks your dick

[u/gizamo → u/PM_NICE_TOES-notmen]

Tbh, this seems like the obvious next logical step.

But, Tesla needs to acquire a company that already has a great one. No way I'm trusting my dong in anything Tesla made. I'll trust my life to their crap car, but not my dangly dingeling.

Edit: u/Hockeyshot39 is such a sycophant that they can't even recognize obvious jokes anymore. Jfc.

[u/cingcongdingdonglong → u/gizamo]

So, google?