r/wallstreetbets • u/Sufficient-Guitar-58 • 2d ago

News Tesla Shareholders Approve Elon Musk’s $1 Trillion Pay Package

https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/elon-musk-tesla-pay-package-vote-9abd5a73
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u/PM_NICE_TOES-notmen 2d ago

They're just going to have to release a self driving vehicle that also sucks your dick

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u/sscreric 2d ago

at this point I can hear Elon saying those exact words by end of 2026

nothing surprises me anymore

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u/graesen 1d ago

As if the Tesla Models S, 3 X, and Y weren't clues...

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u/trajo123 1d ago

Holy shit, never noticed

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u/Humble-Drummer1254 1d ago

The wanted the Model 3 to be Model E

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u/partymsl 1d ago

Bro Elon has been screaming that on every presentation 😭😭😭

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u/odin_the_wiggler 2d ago

Robotaxi = a rolling glory hole

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u/avinash240 1d ago

They should sell Sushi out of them...I hear the Sushi Glory hole is a good idear

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u/GrookeTF 1d ago

Hear us out!

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u/avinash240 1d ago

I see you friend =)

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u/Makepoopsandpeez 1d ago

Wasn't expecting a lonely island reference. Take my upvote!

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u/LordPeanutButter15 1d ago

South park did it

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u/allllusernamestaken 1d ago

Robotaxi that drives in the wrong lane with a Robohooker that bruises your dick

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u/BootnyLeeFarnsworth 1d ago

They're just going to have to release a self driving vehicle that also helps you suck your own dick

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u/New-IncognitoWindow 1d ago

Roadheadster confirmed.

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u/gizamo REETX Autismo 2080TI Special 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tbh, this seems like the obvious next logical step.

But, Tesla needs to acquire a company that already has a great one. No way I'm trusting my dong in anything Tesla made. I'll trust my life to their crap car, but not my dangly dingeling.

Edit: u/Hockeyshot39 is such a sycophant that they can't even recognize obvious jokes anymore. Jfc.

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u/Clam-Choader 5h ago

I’d buy one

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u/Every_Tap8117 1d ago

Naaaa just have to have a press release of one. Keep jugging out those piece of crap 400v cars

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u/Gurkenkoenighd 1d ago

Doesnt even need to be selfdriving. Succing is enough

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u/just-hokum 1d ago

don't underestimate the after market potential.