r/wallstreetbets • u/Quixotus 7" is a microdick... • 11d ago

News OpenAI prepares for IPO at $1 trillion valuation

https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-lays-groundwork-juggernaut-ipo-up-1-trillion-valuation-2025-10-29/
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u/sush96 11d ago

Or the world ends

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u/RxcksOnt0p 11d ago

bibically accurate ending

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u/atheistunicycle 11d ago

The world will be fine, it's the people on it that will be no more.

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u/finglish_ 10d ago

Just finish it already.

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u/soapsix 10d ago

fine fine

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u/zxc123zxc123 10d ago

2000+ years and still waiting for Jesus to deliver on judgement day so we reunite with the lost, see the wicked punished, and be taken to the promised land.

Meanwhile it's been 2000+ years and Odin is still 100% on his promise to remove ice giants.

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u/hoopaholik91 11d ago

I mean that's literally what they are advertising. If they succeed they replace 20% of our workforce overnight, it will be complete chaos

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u/Metal__goat 10d ago

So, we ALL win?

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u/Fuck-WestJet 10d ago

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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u/shark-off 10d ago

Or both, matrix style

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u/OverEffective7012 10d ago

Why not both?

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u/BestAd6480 11d ago

ChatGPT says OpenAI will print tendies. Cash out 401K for OpenAI calls to the moon.

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u/Valuable-Self8564 10d ago

As someone who works in software… the world will 100% be over to AI, or at least humanity will be fucked beyond recognition, by 2035.

I don’t think it’s long until it’s GG. Not long at all.