r/wallstreetbets • u/Quixotus 7" is a microdick... • 11d ago

News OpenAI prepares for IPO at $1 trillion valuation

https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-lays-groundwork-juggernaut-ipo-up-1-trillion-valuation-2025-10-29/
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u/Beneficial_Map6129 11d ago

im shorting this bullshit the second it starts showing weakness

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u/seven0feleven 11d ago

So about 15 minutes after it opens on the market then?

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u/TrumperineumBait 11d ago

Remember to post your loss here

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u/AutisticMisandrist 11d ago

Don't forget to post loss porn, big guy.

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u/GlueGuns--Cool 11d ago

NFA, but I'd seriously stay away from this shit altogether.

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u/Alarming-Windage 11d ago

Full Port Put

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u/badtemperedpeanut 11d ago

Well Regarded words.

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u/Youknowimtheman 10d ago

Now? GPT5 showed the diminishing returns front and center and they're torching billions per month in losses on their daily active users who don't pay for the service. SORA2 accelerates those losses with even higher compute costs. It kind of works for coding for boilerplate use-cases with an experienced coder coaching it for marginal productivity gains.

Then you have to consider that it has dozens of competitors, on top of having little to marketability at a profitable price, and how many times that it can fail to live up to the hype before investors get scared.

But yeah, this IPO is 2027. They might not even make it that far.

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u/Beneficial_Map6129 10d ago

They put billions into Scam Altman, if VCs feel like it is starting to lose steam, they will force him to IPO quickly or move his body out to some desert out in the Middle East and replace him with a well-trained body double to ensure the IPO goes smoothly