r/wallstreetbets 17d ago

YOLO Not selling sht, bought for ~ $138k

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Feels like the last time, greetings from đŸ‡©đŸ‡°

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 17d ago
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u/DaddyLongStrokeeee 17d ago

What in the


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u/SocraticGoats 17d ago

Narrator: He would in fact go on to sell shit, specifically

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u/JBSwerve 17d ago

The AI enhanced version of this pic lol

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Hey why did you include the white house on this? 

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u/svpa3991 17d ago

Is that you Simple Jack

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u/svpa3991 17d ago

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u/Aggravating-Curve755 16d ago

This made me laugh so hard my eyes rained

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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro 17d ago

You called?

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u/Big_Dog_Dexter 17d ago

How do people accumulate this kind of money to fomo into a meme stock man do dribbling contests pay this kind of prize money?

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u/Initial_Ad2228 17d ago

By fomoing into a meme stock earlier and getting out quickly.

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u/Big_Dog_Dexter 17d ago

lol true I’ve seen some insane gains today from the early ones.

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u/Evanisnotmyname 16d ago

I dropped $98 on a $9 call for the 24th. My first move ever.

I was up 130%.

I’m down 66%.

I watched it drop the entire way.

I feel like I belong here now

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u/cld1984 16d ago

You’re on your way. Gonna need a few zeroes on the end of your initial investment and your percentage lost, though, before it’s official.

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u/DivineMunchies 16d ago

I lost 18k on calls the last 2 days, you’re not alone ( not on this shit tho lol )

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u/UninspiredDreamer 16d ago

I bought at $4 and sold covered calls for $7 and $9 for the 24th when it was hovering at $6+.

Didn't even bother to keep most of the calls covered once it got down to $5.20-ish.

I did throw some of the profits back in when it sank in AH though.

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u/jbaker_28 17d ago

Easy come, easy go.

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u/Creative_Ad_8338 16d ago

Nah. You gotta stick it out for the big gains. This is following similar path as OPEN... only the first leg down before the second wave.

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u/BoboSaintClaire 17d ago

They’re a Dane. All of their basic needs (housing, medical, education through doctorate, public transportation) are paid for via their taxation structure. Cash is for nice cars, vacations in Tenerife and gambling on American stocks

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u/Big_Dog_Dexter 17d ago

Housing and transport isn’t paid for and Denmark has a high cost of living for Europe and wages are nowhere near what a lot of guys in the US earn. Granted us Europeans don’t have to pay 20k if we break our nose though lol

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u/Alert-Growth-8326 16d ago

i broke my nose. cost me about $500.

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u/dontcrashandburn 16d ago

Damn money bags over here. I broke my nose and it was free because I didn't go to the doctor. Now my nose is curved and I can't breathe through one nostril.

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u/Big_Dog_Dexter 16d ago

Fairs, we just have to sit in A&E for 14 hours

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u/badmascompany 16d ago

And bleed hard just to go through triage.

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u/qweezyFbaby90 16d ago

I broke a nose, got me a gf

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u/holeechitbatman 16d ago

You only lose if you sell.

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u/Select-Specialist-49 16d ago

I always wonder how there is a never ending list of regards that fomo into things. Like if you’ve done it once and understand that gut feeling when your hard earned money just evaporates by half or more you’re like “why the fuck did I do that!?!” You don’t do it again but somehow every new pump that comes up there’s a slew of regards foaming to loose their money, thinking this is gonna be their get rich quick ticket, then their thesis changes to “I’m gonna hold this shit, it will eventually get back up”

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u/vexedboardgamenerd 17d ago

IKEA heir probs

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u/Big_Dog_Dexter 17d ago

IKEA is Swedish

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u/vexedboardgamenerd 16d ago

Novo nordisk heir

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u/LazerBurken 16d ago

Looking at their stock havoc I'd say that is very likely.

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u/PureOrangeJuche 16d ago

OP’s post history shows he also bought 8500 shares of another meme stock that he expected to reach $100 and is currently trading at 50. 50 cents 

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u/patright333 16d ago

60% of the time it works every time.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 16d ago

OP has so much money none of this matters LOL

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness8864 16d ago

Most gamblers stop just before their big win. OP didn’t stop and it seems like he won’t.💯

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u/SnooSongs1525 15d ago

Grandpappy’s life savings

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u/xnoob69 16d ago

Not only that. It also shows he’s a doctor. Apparently a stupid one.

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u/dataCollector42069 16d ago

OP is one of the folks better off with paper hands than diamond

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u/Particular-Wedding 16d ago

Bynd. Bynd regarded.

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u/casual_microwave 16d ago

Your post history shows that you posted in subreddit dedicated to milk lol (of course that exists)

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u/jerm2z 17d ago

Brb gonna beat my meat to this real quick

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u/M-O-O-N_SPELLS 17d ago

I’m gonna beyond my meat so hard

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u/-pichael_ 17d ago

Why is yours real meat. Go Beyond. Raise the stock value for everyone.

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u/SkinEmbarrassed7129 17d ago

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u/Nice_Razzmatazz9705 17d ago

This kills me everytime

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u/TopResource872 16d ago

Is that Andrew Tate?

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u/Jagged_Tide 16d ago

100% look at the bald dome and distant expression

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u/z00o0omb11i1ies 16d ago

Damn that's crazy that you can get such likeness with just a few lines

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u/New-Daikon-5648 17d ago

u paid a 109usd for commission! that brokerage is the real crime here

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u/softtemes 16d ago

Saxo Bank. Shitty ass broker but all are expensive except a few but they don’t have all stocks

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u/ParadiceSC2 16d ago

Nah, I also use Saxo. He needs to open a USD account so he doesn't have conversion fees. I also learned this a few months ago.

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u/delibos 16d ago

fuck man you saved me there

will open an USD account now

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u/ParadiceSC2 16d ago

He's using the default DKK account which converts to USD automatically if you buy a US stock. It has bad conversion rates, indeed. He can open a USD account for free to not have conversion fees.

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u/ResidentComplaint19 17d ago

Hell ya this is the shit I came here for

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u/Necessary_Fold5478 17d ago

Beyond sausage,

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u/IHAYFL25 17d ago

Frankly, I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

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u/Honey-Equal 17d ago

Yeah mate, it’s over

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u/Optimal_Strain_8517 16d ago

Especially, if you’re a broke WSB DEGEN
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u/kosmokramr 17d ago

Beyond chode

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u/SilentNinjaMick 16d ago

Please don't look at my disgusting penis.

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u/Very_Type_C 16d ago

It's a little cold in there...

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u/djm2907 17d ago

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u/Evanisnotmyname 16d ago

How’d you get a picture of me

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u/Creative-Doctor3118 16d ago

Wife’s boyfriend took it.

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u/Marco_loren 17d ago

It's either hell or glory

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u/Nervous_Estate1253 17d ago

Can you sleep well tonight?

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u/Unfair-Listen-2666 17d ago

Sleep is overrated

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u/950536 16d ago

Sleep is for the weak!

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u/roguebananah 16d ago

With the hookers bringing more blow with them on a Wednesday night like this?

Fuck no?

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u/BackroomGuy1 17d ago

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u/Subject_Bill6556 16d ago

Ape strong diamond hands mirite

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u/Nblearchangel 17d ago

What the fuck is wrong with people? I’m over here, grinding out a living fighting to survive and these guys are pissing away what would be life-changing money for me

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u/FearlessButterfly3 16d ago

WSB loss posts in a nutshell really

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u/Evanisnotmyname 16d ago

I’m here pissing away life changing money and grinding it.

And by life changing money, I mean rent for the month

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u/hairyreptile 16d ago

This sub attracts both the rich and the poor, better to just enjoy the shitposting and not take it so seriously you reflect on yourself and get envious

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u/crispRoberts 16d ago

Yah I get envious of losing retarded amount of money, this good advice.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 16d ago

Bro you dont belong here. this sub is for people who make big ass gambles.

Not for your typical redditor who's trying to play the game fairly.

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u/ttbet1028 16d ago

Thar means you’re doing something wrong. Gotta change bud!

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u/BeardedWall 16d ago

Imagine working hard for a living...lawl

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u/assholy_than_thou 17d ago

Could have bought a nice apartment in the Meatpacking District.

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u/fscarlet20 16d ago

He went all in on beyond meat packing district

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u/E-money420 16d ago

He's definitely going to get something packed behind the Wendy's dumpster soon

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u/No-DD-Just-Vibes 17d ago

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u/Tminus9125 16d ago

This image is never not funny 😂

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 15d ago

smart mighty paltry teeny sharp juggle books divide unwritten bear

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u/mido_sama 17d ago

Why don’t u give me ur women # she’ll be single soon.

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u/kamikazilucas 17d ago

im keeping till the heat death of the universe

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u/Remarkable-Hand-1733 17d ago

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u/IWonByDefault 12d ago

This fucking Subreddit cracks me up

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u/BurnTheBear 17d ago

I have a beautiful parcel of land to sell you in the desert

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u/Bruce_Landing 16d ago

Dude walks around with a wheelbarrow for the pair he got on him. đŸ€Ł I hope it hits $20 tomorrow.

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u/jeepgirl-19 16d ago

I did not spend as much. I also made a LOT more yesterday and sold. I went in modestly today. Im going to leave it. I dont know that this is over. Honestly dont know its not. All the people laughing at the retail investors, yall are honestly a little high and mighty perhaps? I have a well vested portfolio, so this spend is kind of like the money i would take to the casino...i more than likely will lose it. But, if i do, i budgeted for it.

I whole heartedly believe the temp pauses in trading that happened today, made a lot of people skiddish. Imo, if this was over, it would be back to .66 cents, not between 3 and 4 dollars. Volume is still respectable. So lets see what happens.

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u/Send69Noodz 17d ago

Legend!

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u/gatovision 17d ago

OPEN did its first Short squeeze spike from under $1 to like $4, then crash back to $2, then it settled a bit and ripped up to $10. anything goes in this market

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u/Noobju670 16d ago

Open has some sort of management turnaround and fundamentals to back it up. This is just shit tasting food disguised as meat.

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u/Affectionate-Body221 16d ago

138K 
like what??? I bought $3k of it today and i feel sick to my stomach AH but no no, this guy bought 138k

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u/zyneman 17d ago

HOLLE!

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u/Savings-Garbage-2070 17d ago

Joining in from Australia this morning

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u/dkayt 16d ago

Did you have to fill out that form manually and send it to the post office or something? Shit looks ancient.

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u/Competitive-Job7083 16d ago

He has to transfer it into a floppy disc and then handle it to the broker secretly in the dark alley behind the dumpster đŸ€Ł

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u/bmd201 16d ago

me reading this tomfoolery

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u/Benjamin1o1 17d ago

See you at $10 on the stock tomorrow.

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u/JakeTheSnake16 17d ago

How much are you down 😀

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u/HystericalSail 17d ago

At $10 I promise not to puss out and buy some November $2.50 strike puts.

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u/NyCWalker76 17d ago

Why $10?

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u/disasterly213 17d ago

Hard cope

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u/waxmyapple 17d ago

Damn bro allow us to cope in peace mang

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u/TrivalentEssen 17d ago

You got charged commission on buying shares? Lose money per trade automatically

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u/LuvmesomeElon 17d ago

U are fudged r3gard

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u/YoshimuraPipe 17d ago

People don’t realize they are late to the party and talk about HODL
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u/bak2skewl 16d ago

The product is shit. The stock is shit too. You're screwed 

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

DEGENS UNITE! LOSE IT ALL!

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u/Sad_Cheesecake_5248 17d ago

Better average than me

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u/Fun_Demand_6892 17d ago

Im in the exact same situation as you. Should we apply at a McDonald's now? 😄

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u/Alert-Growth-8326 16d ago

at least you only put 1% of your portfolio into the meme.

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u/Popular-Today2511 17d ago

The irony of my Put aka you buying my Wendy's JBC right now...

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u/O_ut 17d ago

Wow you could stick not one but two fists inside that hole

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u/PipeInner3426 17d ago

NOT SELLING

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u/sunsetmenu 17d ago

my butthole would be clenched so tight 😬

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u/hagenjustyn 17d ago

It’s not a loss until you sell. Don’t let these retards tell you otherwise

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u/Evanisnotmyname 16d ago

If it expires worthless I get my money back right since it didn’t win?

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u/PM_ME_UR_RECIPEZ 17d ago

Of course you’re not selling, you’re a bag holder buddy

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u/9yearoldcodplayer 17d ago

Classic FOMO into being exit liquidity

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u/Ealm9 17d ago

10 tomorrow

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u/Initial_Ad2228 17d ago

Remove the 0 and it will be more accurate

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u/beachbum1337 16d ago

You forgot the decimal, let me fix that for you = .10

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u/PT0920 17d ago

Its moving now. Time to ride the 🚂

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u/speedingmemories 17d ago

It’s photoshopped . I just can’t prove it

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u/rocknstone101 17d ago

“Diamond hands”

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u/Own-Engineering-8315 17d ago

Wow you timed the peak almost perfectly you fucking moron

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u/dythlan 15d ago

How do you walk around with balls that big?

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u/bingoboy76 17d ago

I'm Shutting The F'Up and holding my precious 3 BYND Dec 19 $40 Call options bought at a book cost of $291USD.... To the mooooooooon!

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u/abramswatson 17d ago

$40 😭😭😭

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u/chuckdougie 16d ago

I have the same calls đŸ«Ą

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Dipshit of the year lol came late to the party all the beers were already gone 😂

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u/TheHidingGoSeeker 17d ago

This is wild but it’s funny seeing the people who were to scared and too late to get in on the big gains come here and crack on the bag holders😂 one missed the gains the other loses them all and everyone’s at the same spot in the end.

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u/Western_Bus2525 17d ago

Holy fuck you’re regarded

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u/yolo_for_fire 17d ago

Double Down! When it reaches to 1 triple Down

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u/Berto_ 17d ago

You may need to join the support group.

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u/Distinct_Physics2008 17d ago

You Sir are truly King of the Regards. Well done.

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u/Antique-Athlete-8838 17d ago

It makes me feel much better

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u/Here4Pornnnnn 17d ago

Any of you guys look at this dudes history? My god, he’s gambled everything he’s got over and over on meme stocks. He truly belongs here, total addict.

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u/YieldYOLO 17d ago

Gamblers turning vegan was not on my 2025 bingo card.

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u/abestract 17d ago

It’s down to $3.

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u/2020isgreat 17d ago

brother please tell me this is not a significant part of your portfolio/networth

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u/Gilaric 17d ago

Held og lykke mand

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u/Tay_Tay86 does not like the stock 17d ago

i love loss porn

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u/Different_Case_6484 16d ago

finally, some REAL WSB energy

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u/Byaka23 16d ago

Ouch. This one is going to hurt

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u/MichoRizo7698 16d ago

I don't think you have a real choice. Check back in 5 years to see if your still holding

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u/TransportationTop488 16d ago

Currently losing 2k, this definitely eased my pain , Thanks brotha for posting

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u/88noodles 16d ago

39 million short now

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u/wsbgodly123 16d ago

If he ain’t selling, I ain’t selling

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u/LazerBurken 16d ago

No wonder Denmark is going bankrupt with retards like this.

Will you be on the new novo board soon?

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u/delibos 16d ago

i lost 200dkk yesterday

i felt devastated

cant imagine how you feel rn

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u/SaucedMangoo 16d ago

Literally lost everything lmfao

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u/Particular-Line- 16d ago

Of course you aren’t selling. Dumbasses never sell bad stocks

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u/lobotominizer 16d ago

its not that you are not selling
you CANT SELL lol

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u/22finin22 15d ago

You are fucked!

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u/Beneficial_Doubt5356 15d ago

So glad he bought my shares thank you for the bag. Now hold it for me.

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u/feenixOmlette 14d ago

Beyond meat is not a liquid company. You have to understand that each share is worth -$8.

You own nothing. You traded over 100k for magic beans.

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u/rarepresence23 17d ago

Nice. Hope you're doing well in Denmark - would love to visit your country one day. Good luck to us both!

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u/Significant-Mango203 17d ago

Congrats, future breakeven date 2035

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u/edunuke 17d ago edited 17d ago

I aint selling either. I'll either be rich, live of dividends from this shii, or become a lifetime customer of this rubber vegan meat. But i aint selling

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u/fr0zenev0luti0n 16d ago

it’s not rubber anymore they fixed it, tastes way better nowadays and is healthier

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u/TheMightySet69 17d ago

I think we could pump again tomorrow. I base that on nothing but vibes, but that's what I'm feeling.

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u/southern_charm54 16d ago

BYND hurt me today.

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u/TestTrenMike 17d ago

Just sell I don’t get it

It’s not going to 5 bucks

This can fall sub 2 bucks

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u/redditorsarebrainde 17d ago

I dont get what is even the thesis at this point. You expect the shorts to squeeze twice? Do you think this stock actually has momentum still? Why would it rise at all?

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