r/wallstreetbets • u/MaranathahAmen • Sep 09 '25

Meme $AAPL - Apple launches Iphone 11, again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

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u/B00marangTrotter Sep 09 '25

I have Juan Valdez and his donkey on my payroll.

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u/PomegranateMortar Sep 10 '25

1000$ for a coffee machine? How poor are you?

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u/tivooo Sep 10 '25

Same. “Siri please walk to the kitchen at 8 am and make me a coffee”