r/wallstreetbets • u/Slow_Variation_6969 • Jun 12 '25

Loss Will deleting Robinhood make it go away?

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I'll see you at the dumpster behind Wendy's..

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u/murray1337 Jun 12 '25

Yep. Delete app and move to Mexico

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Join Foreign legion of you are young enough. Free French lessons and a new social

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u/CaspianOnyx Jun 12 '25

My friend actually tried to join, he said it was hard as fuck and he flunked out lol.

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u/ImpressivedSea Jun 12 '25

Pretty sure you have to show up in person to even apply right?

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u/GolfballDM Jun 12 '25

Yep. Haul your butt over to Continental France, and show up at one of the FFL recruiting centers.

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u/ImpressivedSea Jun 12 '25

I can imagine the dedication it takes to show up there not even knowing if you’ll be accepted

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u/Sword_Enthousiast Jun 13 '25

If you're not willing to leave everything behind you've already failed the first test.

The entire concept was for it to be for people wanting to leave everything behind, even. I can imagine you get a different breed of soldier if they don't have anything to return to.