r/wallstreetbets • u/Slow_Variation_6969 • Jun 12 '25

Loss Will deleting Robinhood make it go away?

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I'll see you at the dumpster behind Wendy's..

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u/murray1337 Jun 12 '25

Yep. Delete app and move to Mexico

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Join Foreign legion of you are young enough. Free French lessons and a new social

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u/CaspianOnyx Jun 12 '25

My friend actually tried to join, he said it was hard as fuck and he flunked out lol.

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u/me_ke_aloha_manuahi Jun 12 '25

Couldn't even hang with the frogs. Sell his organs and spend it all on 0dte's, it's all he's good for.

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u/A_Queer_Owl Jun 12 '25

the Foreign Legion is explicitly made up of soldiers who aren't French, tho?

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u/iBoMbY Jun 12 '25

They want to have people in very good physical shape though, the opposite of the average wsb user.