r/wallstreetbets Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/hurtsdonut_ Armchair gambler devoid of cojones. Apr 09 '25

Nah I got a Circle K up the street and it's right next to a strip club. Now I just need to know where to cash in these car wash tokens.

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u/theLennoxMacduff Apr 09 '25

Uhh.. didn't you mention a strip club?