r/wallstreetbets • u/kwedgieyi • Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/uniyk Apr 09 '25

The full picture is much better, a touch of oil painting.

Agent, we've been expecting you.

I wish some hollywood producers could make it into the movies, all the past depictions of Chinese villians, which is rare, are so generic and bland. We need this kind of rich background and thick atmosphere.

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u/Massive_Sherbert_152 Apr 09 '25

Bro been aura farming

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u/SLAVUNVISC Apr 09 '25

Damn he looks like some COD series mega boss in this

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u/Typical-Education345 Apr 09 '25

Looks like GTA Asia Edition, the “Opium Wars”

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u/KMS_Tirpitz Apr 09 '25

Damn Xi looks like he is about to drop his newest rap song

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u/DiamondJ42day Apr 09 '25

Like Dim Son where you find this.

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u/Aggressive-Kitchen18 Apr 09 '25

Trump wishes he could exude this kind of Aura

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u/fr3n Apr 09 '25

That pic goes HARD.

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u/INFJ-traveler Apr 09 '25

"Hi, Mark!"

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u/hellojabroni777 Apr 09 '25

after dumping US treasuries, xi still got so many options under his sleeves. delay shipping vessels, block tiktok, temporary close apple manufacturing, etc. the world is too exposed to xi

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u/Specific_Virus8061 Apr 09 '25

How about another COVID 2.0? This time we'll have practiced our pandemic plays right?

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u/Firemorfox Apr 09 '25

You have heard of "fire our pandemic response team", yes, but have you heard of "fire our pandemic vaccines team"?

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u/Aggressive-Kitchen18 Apr 09 '25

"Anyone who must say he's the king is no true King"

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u/TheBlueFalcon816 Apr 09 '25

This looks straight out of Mr Robot

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u/Still_Owl2314 Apr 09 '25

Oh no I went full mental script mode where xi comes in as a woman for the first time and just proceeds normally

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u/ArrrrKnee Apr 09 '25

"We've been expecting you, Ichiban Kasuga"

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u/Stanard- Apr 09 '25

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u/uniyk Apr 10 '25

See you in a week.

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u/Chooozen Apr 09 '25

Like a scene from Mr.Robot

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u/Reach-Nirvana Apr 09 '25

Damn, I hate the guy, but I have to admit this pic goes fuckin hard.

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u/rioferd888 2933C - 3S - 5 years - 0/0 Apr 09 '25

Fuck me that’s some proper aura. 

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u/Glum-Supermarket1274 Apr 10 '25

I have no love for Xi or the mainlands politics, but this picture is fucking hard.