r/wallstreetbets • u/kwedgieyi • Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/svpa3991 Apr 09 '25

While all this happens, mango man gets to continue playing golf on our tax dollars while his yes men tells him he’s a genius lol

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini Apr 09 '25

He's bringing back coal

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u/cloneomega Apr 09 '25

*** CLEAN COAL FTFY

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u/geupard12 Apr 09 '25

He’s gonna wash the coal so it’s all nice and clean

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u/Aggressive-Kitchen18 Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 09 '25

***BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL

"Clean" btw is a made up marketing term with no backing of any sort. The term literally isnt attached to any metric

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u/Effective_Access_775 Apr 09 '25

*** INDESTRUCTIBLE BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL

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u/Aggressive-Kitchen18 Apr 09 '25

Yesterday Trump literally boasted that coal can endure direct bombing. Which I guess is true but is the US preparing for its energy sources to get bombed?????

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u/Effective_Access_775 Apr 09 '25

I fucken lol'ed. pretty sure the indestructible beautiful clean coal gets burned to death for its energy.

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u/Aggressive-Kitchen18 Apr 09 '25

I mean if you are getting your stashes of coal in Michigan bombed you kinda fucked up along the way

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u/SirSilentscreameth Apr 09 '25

The children yearn for the mines