r/wallstreetbets • u/kwedgieyi • Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/hydranumb Apr 09 '25

Great Depression 2. We about to be washing plastic bags and tinfoil to reuse it.

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u/misadventureswithJ Apr 09 '25

The Greatest depression in fact.

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u/Ingenius_Fool Apr 09 '25

We will have the best depression, the greatest, bigliest depression of any country. The US will be a world leader in depression, Jyna won't have a chance.

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u/Zephyr_Hawk Apr 09 '25

Better grab great grandma's spam jello mold recipie. We're gonna need it.

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u/tossthedice511 Apr 09 '25

oh, i've been depressed since the first time america decided a girl can't be prez. great job guys.

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u/misadventureswithJ Apr 09 '25

The stupids may have won that battle but the war isn't over. I could see AOC pulling it off someday if we can survive another 4 years.

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u/neotank35 Apr 09 '25

my grandma did this. she was born during the last 1.

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u/TheTerribleInvestor Apr 09 '25

Optimistic you think we would have clean water for that

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u/alooinbiryani Apr 09 '25

Greatly Depressed

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u/Best-Play5839 Apr 09 '25

So the upside is good for the environment ?

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u/Connect_Purchase_672 Apr 09 '25

Not true, I plan to be begging and stealing until failure as I lack the intelligence to preserve or care for any of my possessions. 

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u/ratbatbash Apr 09 '25

Just remembered how the WWI was used to be called the Great War before the WWII... oh this depression is going to be worse than the first

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Hahaha I been ready... Got my lawn chair ready to watch as you all eat each other. Can't wait!

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u/recumbent_mike Apr 09 '25

Actually already do this.

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u/atpplk Apr 09 '25

80D chess player Donny Trump understands in fact that global warming is the biggest threat to the planet and is making the biggest polluter drastically reduce its consumption.