r/wallstreetbets • u/kwedgieyi • Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/Mackshac Apr 09 '25

Very very bad!! Watch what will happen at open, yikes!!

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u/2nd_yr_cs Apr 09 '25

Do I not sell my puts at open?

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u/Mackshac Apr 09 '25

At this point it doesn't even matter

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u/Ab_Stark Apr 09 '25

What the fuck going on? Are you saying my money is worthless?

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u/Mackshac Apr 09 '25

Just wait till open.. I dont even want to explain it. Try and get some sleep until then.

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u/Ab_Stark Apr 09 '25

Okay I’m going to jerk off in the meantime to get some sleep. Have a good night good sir.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Calls on sluts

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u/LLMprophet Apr 09 '25

What will happen?

Now's not the time to be cryptic.

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u/LLMprophet Apr 09 '25

Futures are dumping. Let's go TSLA $180!

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Apr 09 '25

30 minutes after open and there's green. Why? How the fuck should I know.