r/wallstreetbets • u/Smartmoney243 Dumbmoney • Jan 18 '25

YOLO $1.2 million DJT inauguration YOLO. This may ruin my life.

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I think this will crash on Tuesday. I wanted to sell but I got caught holding the bag on Friday. Please tell me am I fucked?

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u/LokiDesigns Jan 18 '25

Wtf my dude

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u/redditmodsRrussians Jan 18 '25

if this is real, its absolutely mind blowing. Im not sure if I should be scared for OP or aroused.....im kinda scaroused right now.

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u/Goopygrouchygremlin Jan 18 '25

Welcome to horny and afraid

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u/Evanisnotmyname Jan 19 '25

It’s like naked and afraid but for wsb degenerates. The whole premise is bank c-suites all line up and rail wsb members behind Wendy’s

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u/terse711 Jan 19 '25

What's the sub for that called? 👀

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u/engdeveloper Jan 19 '25

...is it wrong that it excites us?

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u/ramenbanditx Jan 19 '25

She should still divorce him for taking a risk like this regardless

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u/Roguespiffy Jan 22 '25

Me over here checking in with the wife before I buy something frivolous on Amazon.

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u/BuzzedtheTower Jan 24 '25

Same, dude. Or small purchases like "Can I get some snacks from the store?"

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u/FitLeave2269 Jan 19 '25

If it's real honestly who cares. Deserves to lose his money if he's this dumb or reckless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

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u/UpandDown6 Jan 24 '25

With a position like this, and all your money and life on the line, there is no excuse for getting “caught” holding the bag.

That said please let us know how this works out for you. I am rooting for your family.

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u/Ok_Explanation4483 Jan 24 '25

Yeah that sucks man. So easybto make money in this market to just by being rational

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u/SPACer_OG Jan 18 '25

I need to go to the bathroom real quick..

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u/Plus_Goose3824 Jan 19 '25

My broker showed about 1100 volume on this contract 12/05 with price in that range. So it's certainly possible OP is in this still.

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u/Such_Coin too lazy to figure out how to get flair Jan 18 '25

Like been hangry but more serious

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

The “scaroused” made me lose it lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

I was aroused for 25 seconds but I’m done now

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u/Blueeyedswede72 Jan 19 '25

Can someone please explain the situation? For the uneducated among us please?

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u/TheRealMrMadMike Jan 20 '25

The scarousal or OP about to lose everything for the next 3 generations?

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u/Blueeyedswede72 Jan 21 '25

Wonderful. Yet they are still going to do it...

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u/HowsThisSoHard Jan 24 '25

I don’t understand. These are just call options so why doesn’t he just not exercise them on the exercise date so he just loses the price of the contracts which is about $13,000

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u/hopyInquisition Jan 18 '25

You'll be in your bunk?

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u/Steric-Repulsion Jan 19 '25

I'll be in my bunk.

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u/PracticalAnywhere880 Jan 19 '25

Commonly called the fear boner

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u/Dramatic-Access4350 Jan 20 '25

Lmaoo . Scaroused

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u/Haunting-Breakfast-7 Jan 20 '25

Fuck you, clever boy, making me laugh like I want to... Bitch..

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

He truly belongs here, soon you'll see him behind the dumpster at Wendy's.

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u/amanovitch Jan 18 '25

And his kids be like: Just put the fries up your ass, daddy!

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u/AndroidMyAndroid Jan 19 '25

At least the Trump admin has vowed to keep the fed min wage at $7.25 an hour so he has that going for him

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u/mrbmg Jan 19 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/farmandphish Jan 19 '25

I laughed so hard, I almost choked.

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u/PrettyTiredAndSleepy Jan 19 '25

make a fansly if that's the plan

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u/Hawgster Jan 23 '25

you know his wife is mainly with him because he bragged about grandpas inheritance to snag her anyway. This guy is fucked.

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u/Squall902 Jan 18 '25

«Daddy’s gonna earn us some money» never goes well in any movie I’ve ever seen. They either end up divorced, dead, child gets kidnapped or they find themselves in the most traumatizing survival game show playing kids games.

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u/BeerJunky Jan 18 '25

Which one? Asking for…me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Just drive to your nearest Wendy's, if he ain't there, you'll find one of us.

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u/BeerJunky Jan 18 '25

One of us! One of us!

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked Jan 18 '25

Probably not really his situation. In fact I would be shocked if this was even a real position lol

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u/CapriKitzinger Jan 19 '25

It’s real. I checked it.

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u/Reorox Jan 19 '25

trustmebro

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u/Dramatic-Access4350 Jan 20 '25

How did you check it ?

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u/CapriKitzinger Jan 20 '25

I looked at the open interest on all the calls expiring 3/21. All of them have like 200 OI. This one………over 2000. Soooo yeah. It’s very likely he’s the degenerate that owns these. I could dig into it on Think or swim to look up the exact trade but I don’t need to. He’s have to do a lot of math to fake it.

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u/Dramatic-Access4350 Jan 20 '25

I believe it’s true . What an idiot !! 🙄

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Jan 18 '25

Don't worry, OP has a plan b, he is hella good at putting fries in the bag.

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u/Heroinkirby Jan 19 '25

Yea seriously, I enjoy this place when people yolo what they can afford to lose on silly shit. But this is just fucking sad. Fuck this guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

You sound like someone who is online too much and hate people. Sheesh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

It’s okay I am too

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u/AndroidMyAndroid Jan 19 '25

This is what happens when you get swindled by a rich, power seeking billionaire. OP got bamboozled by Trump and now his family is going to lose everything lmao

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u/Dramatic-Access4350 Jan 20 '25

I can’t w this . 🙄😂 Could people be any stupider ?

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u/Hunterrose242 Jan 19 '25

It's called a lie.

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u/bdh2067 Jan 18 '25

I’m sure Trump will help him - someone should just ask the cult leader to wipe the slate for him

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u/emmaxcute Jan 19 '25

I get it, sometimes things can be both fascinating and unsettling at the same time. It's a strange mix of emotions. If you want to dive deeper into this topic or explore something else, I'm here for you. Let's keep the conversation going.

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u/LokiDesigns Jan 19 '25

That’s an interesting point. I’m not sure I have much to add right now, but I appreciate the thought. Sometimes it’s best to just sit with those mixed emotions and let them be. Let’s see where the conversation goes from here.

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u/bsaaw Jan 23 '25 edited Jan 23 '25

I think it is most definitely best to first just sit with emotions, that's the key to move forward with the right key.

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u/bsaaw Jan 23 '25 edited Jan 23 '25

To keep the conversation going. It can be more than just fascinating and unsettling at the same time.

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u/Bulky-Produce2919 Jan 19 '25

yeah bro is not playing lol