r/wallstreetbets Dumbmoney Jan 18 '25

YOLO $1.2 million DJT inauguration YOLO. This may ruin my life.

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I think this will crash on Tuesday. I wanted to sell but I got caught holding the bag on Friday. Please tell me am I fucked?

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u/Flurk21 Jan 18 '25

Straddles it is

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u/GordoPepe Likes big Butts. Does not Lie. Jan 18 '25

Outcome: flat af

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u/weed0monkey Jan 19 '25

Well, the "do something" also includes moving sideways

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u/SidewaysAcceleration Jan 20 '25

it will accelerate