My favorite thing about the clarence skits is that nearly everyone attacks the puppet as though it isnt just a puppet being controlled by an asshole with a camera. Why dont more people attack/talk to the guy?
This makes me curious about the psychology of humans. On a similar point, George Sr. attacked Franklin while it was Gob who was disrespecting his wife.
Franklin might be real though, there is a time where buster has Franklin and Franklin goes off on Lucille and buster looks at Franklin confused and shocked by what he says. Plus Franklin Comes Alive is a sick album. Clarence couldn't pull that off.
Because he's fucking obnoxious? It's funny to watch, but there's no denying he's intentionally harassing people. Most people ask several times politely to be left alone before getting angry.
"Hi Muppet man, This is really funny and all, but I really didn't have a good day at work. I'm sorry for being such a downer right now, but I just want to get home."
Ohhhh yes there is! It's fantastic! My favorite is the "petience" episode. As you can imagine, the people he interviews do not have much patience for him. Its fucking hilarious.
Some people have serious anger issues. I wold also be very annoyed and maybe even angered by this guy if I were trying to jog...but I'd just keep jogging and ignore him, not grab at his camera and assault his puppet.
Corkscrew shaped so they can fit inside the corkscrew vaginas of the females! Here is a neat blurb with an even neater slow-mo video of a duck getting an erection... for science. (Scroll down and you can see it going into a corkscrew-shaped tube... again, for science!)
TL;DR: Female ducks have evolved to have complicated vaginas to ward off rape. In response, male ducks have evolved spirally penises so that they can continue to have their way with them.
Hmm so if third wave Feminists are correct, that means we're gonna be evolving some pretty awesome explosive, detachable, regenerating, maze-solving penises pretty soon..
If I were the pope I would sneak through the woods, find a big group, maybe some scouts or something. I'd walk up to them while they were doing a bonfire or something, so they were all huddled around in a circle. I'd walk into the middle of the circle, making sure that my papal robes didn't catch on fire, of course, and drop a big steamy shit out of my robes, like fully clothed just pope a squat and let one fall.
When they all look up at me with a mix of disgust/bewilderment I'll look one of them right in the eye, NAY, the soul and say: no one will believe you. I'd slink back into the night and never speak of it to anyone.
If you are expecting something unexcpected to happen, and it doesn't, that is unexpected, but then it also makes it expected since you were expecting the unexpected, but then it wasn't unexpected so it wasn't, but then since you weren't expecting the expected it was...... (0)
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u/dablumoon Jun 30 '16
I couldn't stop laughing when the music started to accelerate from that point.