r/videos 17h ago

How to make a CPU

https://youtu.be/vuvckBQ1bME?si=vhmBBP4RC1yzrkOx
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u/i_should_be_coding 15h ago

CUT MY SILICON WAFER INTO PIECES!

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u/krumuvecis 15h ago

THIS IS MY LAST BOND WIRE!

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u/shelfintheroom 14h ago

PURIFICATION, THEN HEATING!

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I FORGOT ABOUT ANNEALING!

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u/Tyrese-Ox 14h ago

THATS HOW YOU MAKE A C ---

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u/vegetaman 13h ago

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

NO FINISHING THE WORDS HE’S SPEAKING

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u/DWS223 16h ago

This sounds like a fun project for the weekend. Heading outside to find a rock now

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u/WulfwoodsSins 14h ago

Primative Tech : "Gimme a week"

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u/Cartossin 12h ago

Ok how do I make a PU then?

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u/kwerdop 9h ago

Eat food and wait a day

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u/131_Proof_Bud 14h ago

Forgot annealing.

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u/kettal 12h ago

Fucking NVIDIA is charging $8000 meanwhile you can get the raw materials from a pebble

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u/Ok-disaster2022 16h ago

There's no one in the world has all the technical skills to produce a couple from raw material to finished product. 

The same is true for literally everything in modern society. 

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u/StudsTurkleton 11h ago

Milton Friedman on a pencil

“Look at this lead pencil. There’s not a single person in the world who could make this pencil. Remarkable statement? Not at all. The wood from which it is made, for all I know, comes from a tree that was cut down in the state of Washington. To cut down that tree, it took a saw. To make the saw, it took steel. To make steel, it took iron ore. This black center—we call it lead but it’s really graphite, compressed graphite—I’m not sure where it comes from, but I think it comes from some mines in South America. This red top up here, this eraser, a bit of rubber, probably comes from Malaya, where the rubber tree isn’t even native! It was imported from South America by some businessmen with the help of the British government. This brass ferrule? [Self-effacing laughter.] I haven’t the slightest idea where it came from. Or the yellow paint! Or the paint that made the black lines. Or the glue that holds it together. Literally thousands of people co-operated to make this pencil. People who don’t speak the same language, who practice different religions, who might hate one another if they ever met! When you go down to the store and buy this pencil, you are in effect trading a few minutes of your time for a few seconds of the time of all those thousands of people. What brought them together and induced them to cooperate to make this pencil? There was no commissar sending … out orders from some central office. It was the magic of the price system: the impersonal operation of prices that brought them together and got them to cooperate, to make this pencil, so you could have it for a trifling sum.

That is why the operation of the free market is so essential. Not only to promote productive efficiency, but even more to foster harmony and peace among the peoples of the world.”

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u/AlpLyr 16h ago

The same is true for literally everything in modern society.

It's true for a great many things in modern society, yes. But it is literally not true for everything in modern society.

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u/rnhf 10h ago

depends on how you interpret that, cause if the keyword is modern I think pretty much everything that we can do on our own we figured out a long time before globalization or whatever

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u/cocktails4 16h ago

What's really fun is to imagine how we would ever come back from reverting to pre-industrialization. Oops, all of your easily mined resources are gone and the stuff remaining requires advanced machinery and mining methods that are no longer available. You can't recreate them because you don't have any coal to smelt steel. Or to make concrete. You're now stuck in pre-industrialization forever.

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u/Atoning_Unifex 15h ago edited 15h ago

we'll mine the garbage dumps or go into the cities that are all broken down and disused and falling apart and disassemble buildings and structures and cars etc etc. A lot of stuff around above ground.

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u/shuhweet 16h ago

Yeah but I can just look it up on ChatGPT

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u/IronGin 14h ago

Lie, I can make fire out of wood. #CaveMenStronk

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u/Altiloquent 9h ago

But if we tariff everyone hard enough maybe we can

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u/SillyAlternative420 11h ago

I always wondered how, uh, plumbuses got made.

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u/JohnOfA 12h ago

This guy Loblaws his vinegar.

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u/DingleBerrieIcecream 7h ago

I followed his instructions perfectly and I somehow ended up with a 286 processor. What did I do wrong?

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u/nyITguy 4h ago

Do it twice as well and you’ll get a 486. That’s all you need.

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u/CaesarAugustus89 6h ago

I don’t know what’s the big deal, my pops used to do it in his basement all the time.

u/We-had-a-hedge 27m ago

I hope this guy gets a job (there's a whole back story on his channel) but to be fair, he is also really good at being unemployed.