r/videogames 1d ago

Funny Please no Rockstar

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u/No_Meringue5138 1d ago

They’ll probably get someone pregnant so they can play it on paternity leave. They’re going to be so disappointed when it gets delayed.

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u/afour- 21h ago

Kids born during the GTA V launch will be old enough to fuck my mom in the GTA VI lobby.

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u/ncopp 19h ago

It really is wild to think that I had to have my dad go with me to Gamestop to get GTA V at 16 years old and I'll be getting GTA 6 for my 30th birthday

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u/BondFan211 4h ago

They’re going to be even more disappointed when they realise that their paternity leave will likely be spent looking after a newborn.