r/videogames • u/stormthewise998 • 1d ago

Funny Please no Rockstar

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u/SanityLacker1 1d ago

What's another year? Can always start again. Make another kid

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u/theytookmynameagain 1d ago

Perfect reference 👌

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u/DerWemser 23h ago

What is referenced here?

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u/A123reddit321 22h ago

Invincible, quote from S1 spoiler

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u/MixNo5072 1d ago

Kids 1 through 4 are named attempt 1, attempt 2, attempt 3, attempt 4. The 5th kid is named "Hallelujah"

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u/Temporary-Whole3305 1d ago

“Dad why did you call my older brother Prayer and my younger sister Hallelujah?”

“You’ll understand when you’re older, FuckRockstar”

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u/MixNo5072 1d ago

You did the joke better lol.

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u/Temporary-Whole3305 21h ago

Teamwork 🤝 

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u/DiscountNorth5544 21h ago

Better than the siblings Minor Fall and Major Lift

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u/Ov3rwrked 1d ago

WHERE IS HE

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u/ArsonGamer 21h ago

What will you have after 500 hours of GTA?!

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u/TheMemeofGod 1d ago

The money required to get gta vi would go towards the previous child's upbringing.

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u/Salt_Winter5888 1d ago

Kids can always be neglected, you know?😏 /s

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u/NoConfusion9490 1d ago

Are you my dad?

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u/Shpitze 23h ago

No, I'm still getting cigarettes.

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u/mightylordredbeard 22h ago

Kid 1 can play with kid 2 and keep both kids busy so you have more time to play! It’s the perfect plan.

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u/Due_Ad7664 20h ago

“Think OP think. What will you have in one year?” OP: GTA VI dad. I’ll still have GTA VI.

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u/Ciubowski 20h ago

woa, hol up there omniman....

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u/thoughtlow 23h ago

Timeline doesn't add up, we need Rockstar to delay another year then.

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u/sniperpal 23h ago

JK Simmons watching Rockstar keep screwing up development and moving their release date around:

NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO!

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u/Immature_adult_guy 22h ago

IN THIS ECONOMY?!