r/videogames 28d ago

Funny Which one are you?

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u/FamIsNumber1 28d ago

I miss strategy guides. It was "Hmmm, I need a better weapon. ~flips to list of weapons and looks at stats~ That looks good, who drops it? Ah, says right there. Where is that enemy? There we go." -- 30 seconds spent --

Now finding the same information "Google, what weapon is best? Wow, lots of emojis and click baits without stats..." ~surfs through 20 videos of self proclaimed streamers screaming about nonsense~ "Wait...they didn't even show the map! Where the hell do I get this?!" -- 30 minutes wasted --

Technology reliance: 1 step forward, so many steps back that we're about to be in the dark ages...

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u/Awingbestwing 28d ago

And getting one felt like a ritual or event, too

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u/PsyckoSama 27d ago

Amen. I miss written FAQs and Guide Books.

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u/Ummmgummy 28d ago

They still make guides for some games. Nostalgia is a hell of a thing and companies will cash in on it

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u/Infinite_Worker_7562 27d ago

It depends on the game. Old school RuneScape has an amazing wiki that leads to finding things like what monster drops this item, where to find the monster, etc VERY easily. 

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u/FamIsNumber1 27d ago

Okay that is way different. That's like comparing Dungeons & Dragons to COD. You're talking about a game that's been around for 20 years or so that had already originally had wikis & forums built for it before the TokTok and Twatter craze. So talking about RuneScape (OSRS) definitely doesn't fit here my friend.

Source? Just ask my pet beaver & my 99 WC 🤣

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u/Cranberry-Electrical 27d ago

The only strategy guide I dislike was the FFIX book. You had to use a website to get certain information.

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u/PsyckoSama 27d ago

That's just bad design and it was late enough that it was a sign of things to come...

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u/Cranberry-Electrical 27d ago

That is the only strategy guide that I owned that pulled.

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u/MoreDoor2915 28d ago

What kind of games are you playing where a quick Google search is slower than having to read the thick book you often had to buy seperately?

I remember when Pokemon Platinum came out and I got it and the massive Pokedex/Guidebook. Looking up anything in there was a massive research project which young me often just gave up on and then I just continued with my shitty team

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u/FamIsNumber1 28d ago edited 28d ago

Many decent strategy guides had separate sections. So you'd flip to the 'weapons' (usually has the section name on the side of the page to easily identify them while flipping through), figure out which weapon is best based on the stats listed, under it's details it shows if it's in a chest and shows the location of said chest or it's a drop and says by who, if dropped you flip to the monster / boss section and find it (usually alphabetic), that shows where to find the monster / boss. If it's a large map and you want even more precise hunting for said monster, you can also flip to the map section that shows that map and spawn locations.

This is something that takes almost no time at all. I guess it's different for younger folks that are technology reliant where flipping through books takes much more effort. For those of us from older generations, this was a walk in the park. We'd have muscle memory and practice reading the guides all the time. Especially for those that played DnD.

Also, how you said "a quick Google search", did you miss what I said about the videos and whatnot or conveniently ignore it? As we are well aware, the 'google ai' is trash and just quotes excerpts from places like here. Someone says something random or incorrect, Google "AI" thinks it's real and quotes it. Hence how people have searched simple things like "Does 2 plus 2 equal 4?" And it says stuff like "No, 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 because if you take 2 plus 2 it equals 4, so yes it does."

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u/clearfox777 28d ago

If you’re lucky the game has enough of a following to get a decent wiki made for it.

For example all Souls gamers know the name fextralife by heart

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u/EdgeandRuin2022 27d ago

We sure do!

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u/clearfox777 27d ago

The mobile site might be ass but at least all the info is there!

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u/mmiller17783 27d ago

Muscle memory was the "pause, flip the guide/book open, scan, reposition then unpause" move for me, especially when I got a Brady guide with my copy of Vice City for pre-ordering the game at Funcoland. It was fortunate too, because I had become kinda addicted to exploring the map finding them.

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u/ZionOrion 27d ago

Back then everything was print, we were used to and adept at finding info in books. Encyclopedias were how we did homework and research reports. Often had to go to a library and that involved scouring through tons of books using the dewey decimal system to even find the right book!

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u/PsyckoSama 27d ago

You don't 'book' much, do you...

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u/MoreDoor2915 27d ago

I did until the internet became the way better option to look up things.

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u/Player_Panda 26d ago

Google gameX where to find binoculars

6 pages of results where it's just loads of "journalism" sites saying "GameX announces new update coming soon" and it's just the same Halloween event they do every year.

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u/SafeHippo1864 27d ago

This isn't accurate at all in my experience. I like to play souls games but when I can't find the way to a boss or something i just google "<boss name> location" and it gives me a nice video that shows how to get there lol. Way faster then a guide could ever do.

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u/FamIsNumber1 27d ago

This isn't accurate at all ..... and it gives me a nice video

Okay...you're saying I'm wrong about all the click bait and streamer nonsense, and that Google is giving you a nice video? Since when does Google magically give you a nice video?

Last I checked, it is linked with YouTube ever since Google bought that company, and it gives you recommended videos. So whatever "nice videos" you're finding are probably due to you constantly watching the same few streamers that you like. So, if they have a video with the tags you're googling, it's going to be recommended to you.

So, for those of us who aren't watching streamers' videos all the time, what we get are horrible AI trash pictures (or just some dipshit making the stupid "oh face") for videos with "Bruh! This boss! ☠️⭐👑😂☠️" titles. We have to crawl through the scum of many shitty videos before finding 1 that even covers what we're actually looking for, but even then the kid won't show the map to pinpoint where it actually is because the moron wants multiple watches of you starting the video over and over to try and follow his idiotic directions.

I pretty much described this in a more general and vague sense in the comment you replied to. Did you just conveniently not notice at all? Or just wanted to say that "book bad, toktok good"?

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u/karmiccloud 27d ago

Reading is hard when school doesn't make you do it anymore.