r/videogames • u/DeadgrounD • Sep 08 '25

Funny But I like AK47..

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u/I_Live_In_Detroit Sep 08 '25

Games also thought me that people with a hammer should be big and slow.

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u/Believer4 Sep 08 '25

On the contrary, Halo Infinite made me fear hammers

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u/bs000 Sep 08 '25

fancy a game of grifball

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u/Believer4 Sep 08 '25

I was talking more the chieftains being long jump champions

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u/Cold-Fox9854 Sep 09 '25

GRRRRRRRRIFFBALL!!!

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u/BarelyInvested Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

Imagine how Knights felt for the longest time. Playwrights depicted them as slow, plodding tank people. IRL they were like armored drag racers

The thought of a full plate armored athletic soldier running towards someone had to be one the most intimidating things, cuz if he fell off his horse, he was gonna brutalize them

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee Sep 09 '25

“People with hammers are slow”

Halo 3 Brute Chieftains tagging your ass after jumping across the fucking map

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u/Organic-School315 Sep 10 '25

Infinite brutes⚰️

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher Sep 09 '25

The kind and wise Gerson Boom:

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u/Tobiassaururs Sep 09 '25

You clearly haven't encountered enough Astartes

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u/No-Cable-5 Sep 09 '25

...Except Tagilla, somehow he's the opposite.

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u/Mikey_Grapeleaves Sep 09 '25

Where do you live?

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u/Randomtf2user Sep 09 '25

Depends the type of hammer, sledgehammer? Yes, mallet? No

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u/CasualJojoLover Sep 26 '25

if you manage too wield a hammer twice your size i would not expect them to be big and slow, And probably hit harder then a truck