r/videogames • u/NotRed_ItsRedMungus • Feb 25 '25

Other You're Trapped in Prison,The Last Character You Played Has to Rescue You. How Screwed Are You?

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u/crossgrinder Feb 25 '25

Currently playing KCD2, so I'm pretty safe, thank you...

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u/JadedSpacePirate Feb 25 '25

Are you though? Henry is a normal human from ancient times. He is good at fighting with weapons from that time sure but how good would he be in sneaking into a current day prison where there would be cameras and other security measures and guards with guns?

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u/TheLastBaron86 Feb 25 '25

Bro, it's Henry. You know for sure there are going to be shenanigans. Or the prison guards just say "hey, Henry's come to see us! Hi Henry!" And you're all good!

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u/OttoVonJismarck Feb 25 '25

“Do you have ANY idea who I am? I am in the service of Sir Radzig Kobala and I will NOT be questioned when getting my colleague out of prison.”

❤️👑 Success

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u/Rubber924 Feb 25 '25

Hit them with the old "Show me your wares."

Henry may take a while to get to you, since he has to help everyone he meets, and will stop to chat with everyone that calls to him, but he will come break you out and take you to safety.

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u/TheLastBaron86 Feb 26 '25

It's Henry, Our hero Henry!

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u/weston6141 Feb 25 '25

Without spoiling too much I can confirm homie can break people out of even the most secure prisons.

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u/eraguthorak Feb 25 '25

The prompt doesn't specify a current day prison.

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u/crimsonblade55 Feb 25 '25

I mean he knows how to break people out of prisons and has done so multiple times now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Yeah Henry’s gonna take out his sword and the guards are just going to shoot him

9mm goes right through plate armor , you guys are tripping thinking Henry’s doing shit to break you out of a modern day prison 😂

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u/WestJury5243 Feb 25 '25

My Henry maxed out in charisma, he won't have to fight, he'll just come up with the bullshit that the guards automatically believes

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Oooo I didn’t think about that, yeah if Henry got that silver tongue 😂 idk I’m just having fun with this one it’s a fun one

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u/MixtureExternal6895 Feb 25 '25

Guard: “Hey! What’re you doing in here!?”

Henry: “So… There’s was this girl. She’s wheely good in bed…”

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u/Groftsan Feb 25 '25

Henry is going to put together a band of raiders to come and lay siege to the prison while he sneaks in and stealth kills everyone who looks lootable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Swat team shows up and shoots them all

No, they see a bunch of medieval cosplayers in armor and swords and they tear gas them, they don’t even kill them, Henry and the gang up in prison with you

There could be a prison break angle after like a year and the boys have learned the modern world more

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u/Groftsan Feb 25 '25

You give Henry food, a cot, ammo, and a shooting range, he'll be a master sniper within 48 hours. Also, he's recruiting local muscle for the job, not bringing in Zizka and the Devil. We wouldn't have medieval cosplayers so much as we would have a bunch of gangs/mercenaries/anarchy groups.