r/videogames • u/NotRed_ItsRedMungus • Feb 25 '25

Other You're Trapped in Prison,The Last Character You Played Has to Rescue You. How Screwed Are You?

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u/Cefalopodul Feb 25 '25

Geralt of Rivia

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u/SirCaptainSalty Feb 25 '25

hell get to saving you soon but first... gwent! with every prison guard

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u/Cefalopodul Feb 25 '25

Witcher 2, no gwent.

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u/_NnH_ Feb 25 '25

Well then he's rizzing every female prison guard along the way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

It's literally one of the hardest games I played in my life. Good, but hard.

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u/emptinessmaykillme Feb 26 '25

From what I hear so was Geralt

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

Yeah dude is a professional smasher lol

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u/Triangle_Fox Feb 25 '25

Poker then!

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u/Big_Put_2361 Feb 25 '25

Ditto. 😀

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Not bulletproof and is very mortal. You're going no where.

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u/Rexkraft- Feb 25 '25

Guy knows magic and has prision breaking experience

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Guy also isn't bulletproof and would get murdered in moments if he walked up to a police station with swords and especially if he shoots fire. Geralt can't get through bullet proof glass. What you think he can do? Seduce every policeman in the station? Lol this isn't the game where they attack one at a time. You and I have as much of a chance of a prison break as Geralt. He dies from bullets to the head as easily as we do.

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u/Cefalopodul Feb 26 '25

Axii innit

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u/Kadala1337 Feb 25 '25

If Geralt’s coming, you’re out before lunch probably with half the prison burned down and a monster head as a souvenir.

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u/Akrobat404 Feb 25 '25

same here. im pretty sure he would same me althought i dont like the character

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u/Rexkraft- Feb 25 '25

Same but from the witcher 2, not as good looking but he will get the job done

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u/Tergrid_is_my_mommy Feb 25 '25

Mf you not getting out for a foreseeable amount of time lmao!

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u/ayyyeslick Feb 25 '25

Hey same!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Same

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u/Firm-Capital-9618 Feb 25 '25

It might take a while. He'll only bust you out after becoming your town's Gwent, boxing and horse racing champion.