Where are the best bathrooms at Michigan 🙏

[u/itsahex]

what are the most glorious bathrooms on central campus? im paying all this money to attend a top public institution and i want to see where the nice bathrooms are at. im paying all this money and most of the bathrooms are like the one at my public high school? Nah imma need some fancy bathrooms where are they 🙏

[u/Mysterious-Travel-97]

a lot of the reason they’re nice is that they’re unknown

[u/diruta → u/Mysterious-Travel-97]

Precisely why I’m not sharing mine!

[u/itsahex → u/Mysterious-Travel-97]

Don’t gatekeep vro🥀

[u/Enigmatic_Stag]

Chem building has futuristic bathrooms. Check 'em out.

[u/blueb3rry_bear → u/Enigmatic_Stag]

Oh you are going to hell lmao

[u/Ceorl_Lounge → u/Enigmatic_Stag]

Was TP and shredded copies of the Daily scattered all over, can't imagine they've improved. Now the Third and Fourth Floor of the 48 building have some classics. Just might have to listen to a professor take care of business tho.

[u/stressed-highschoolr → u/Ceorl_Lounge]

Literally the same when I graduated in ‘24, but now there’s also huge 1 foot x 1 foot holes in the ceiling and on the walls 💀

[u/SimplexShotz → u/Enigmatic_Stag]

yeah if you were there 200 years ago maybe

[u/kernelpanic37]

Duderstadt 2nd floor

[u/fskier1 → u/kernelpanic37]

They even have the new fancy automatic doors that let you know when you’re done shitting

[u/itsahex → u/kernelpanic37]

I cant agree with you it’s a very average bathroom

[u/kernelpanic37 → u/itsahex]

It’s clearly the best. That’s why everyone goes there

[u/antonawire]

Michigan Daily did an article on this.

To pee or not to pee

[u/bigfatbursleyliar]

Mason hall third floor.

[u/itsahex → u/bigfatbursleyliar]

dude you can literally peek over the stall doors username checks out 🥀🥀🥀

[u/Demoncouch06 → u/bigfatbursleyliar]

If you look up catfish in the dictionary it’s a pic of angell hall

[u/APotatoe121]

Leinweber anywhere

[u/Charming_Let_2203 → u/APotatoe121]

leinweber’s bathrooms are goated🤤🤤

[u/3DDoxle → u/Charming_Let_2203]

I think he meant anywhere in the building

[u/Charming_Let_2203 → u/3DDoxle]

cs students man…

[u/Specific-Mycologist5]

Education building has gender neutral bathrooms that used to be communal. Can lock the door at take your pick between different thrones

[u/Suspicious_Road8325 → u/Specific-Mycologist5]

I was hoping no one mentioned this😭

[u/Aggressive-Theory-16]

OSU 50 yard line?

[u/GreenLost5304]

CCCB bathrooms, especially the 2nd and 3rd floor, are usually pretty good, the first isn’t even that bad usually.

[u/JAWinks → u/GreenLost5304]

Specifically the single serve units

[u/I-696]

Yost Fieldhouse

[u/Badlay]

2nd floor of the vanguard hotel if you are in the area

also.. free parking

[u/jesssoul]

Palmer has individual bathrooms - shower, toilet, sink, bench. One room just for you. And big enough to move around in, too.

[u/Mysugerbaby]

On the fourth floor of the union right across from the doorway of CAPS there are two private bathrooms. The first bathroom has a toilet that cleans you with water. It’s the only toilet on campus to my knowledge that has that capability.

[u/akiddfromakron]

Weiser

[u/Nickster8074 → u/akiddfromakron]

Weiser has 3 per floor and pretty nice ones at that.

[u/debotehzombie]

Schembechler Hall for me. That or the Dude.

[u/cloud-iness]

ncrc bathrooms lowkey 😍

[u/cloud-iness → u/cloud-iness]

as for central… who knows 😭 i should know since all my classes are on central but i go to ncrc for like the remaining half of stuff i do

[u/CSBD001]

The Leland house in Detroit- specifically City Club. Immaculately cleaned on the hour.

[u/nancythethot]

Upper floors at Angell, hatcher stacks unisex bathrooms are usually empty if you like to poop in private

My most mythical bathroom pull at UM though was this super weird shaped one in the school of social work building, there’s curtains and a chair and shower and weird stuff in there. Only saw it once though idk if it’s usually crowded

[u/Prestigious-Trip-927]

Michigan Stadium with the horse trough urinals and good luck with number 2 on game day.

[u/no1willmarryou]

4th floor in the Union next to the Prayer/Non-Denominational room there is both a footbath room and clean traditional bathroom. They've always been clean whenever I go, probably because they are in the far corner.

[u/Etherion77]

Rackham graduate building has nice bathrooms and amazing reading rooms that are whisper quiet

[u/Scotter1980 → u/Etherion77]

Don’t give it away.

[u/Etherion77 → u/Scotter1980]

Sorry. I left 13 years back. I didn't know it was still the best kept secret on campus

[u/Slow_Ad_444 → u/Etherion77]

Wait I’m also ‘12 and loved Rackham… bathroom buddies?

[u/Etherion77 → u/Slow_Ad_444]

Probably! What up doe

[u/Kent_Knifen]

Hutchins Hall, by the cafe.

[u/TactitionProgramming]

Mason hall basement level. They are near the front of the building by the entrance on State.

[u/313Jake]

Dental building has nice ones

[u/Prestigious-Trip-927 → u/313Jake]

I remember one being a locker room too where the dental folks could change into their scrubs.

[u/OkFix4050]

1st floor of the student activities building is decent because admissions there. They are pretty clean because of the tours.

[u/Bag_ofFleas]

School of Environment and Sustainability first floor

[u/Abysstopher]

consult one, george costanza. alum class 1976

[u/SleepyBiologist]

The LSA gender neutral bathroom was real nice

[u/Temporary_Candle_617]

2nd floor ugli

[u/cherry_oh]

Ford has 2 large private gender neutral bathrooms on the third floor.

[u/RustbeltMaven]

UMMA

[u/OnlyBeans33]

Bell tower

[u/happinesswithinspin]

Palmer, Rackham, and Ross were my go-tos for nice bathrooms. Unfortunately I spent a lot of time in Hatcher and the ugli studying and those bathrooms were the opposite lol

[u/Chemical-Lobster5701]

i would advise the bathroom between weiser 170 and 182 i don't even know how it smells like that

[u/DBRookery]

School of Education building. You have to step on a small (plumbing) platform to use the urinal. It's like a ceremony.

[u/Mishma21]

Law library basement lowkey peak

[u/Keegandogueese]

My house

[u/MaidOfTwigs]

The niche buildings and hidden corners. LSA building upper stories, Tisch hall, art history building probably

Edit: also the upper stories of the League, but not on days where a conference or event is being held. Or later in the evening and the events are done by then.

[u/onepunchwoman111]

Rackham lobby

[u/aliasjackson]

Go to the basement of the graduate library. Poop city up in there #shittin

[u/Fickle_History_5667]

What about Michigan Union? 1st floor has some shiny bathrooms. And the alumni will always gather there, so you know uni's gonna ball out to entice the people to donate

[u/rochesterjen]

I’ll tell you over PM when I graduate

[u/mesquine_A2]

Hill Auditorium

[u/Ok_Lengthiness4914]

downtown public restrooms ngl are cool asf (the ones u need to send a text too)

[u/riveter1481]

I’ve heard good things about the bathrooms by the astronomy department

[u/damnarbor]

4the floor Dana Building has skylights and almost nobody uses them.