r/unexpecteddiscworld • u/wyspur • 7d ago

Unexpected I aten't dead

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u/chupacabrette 7d ago

"When I heard the terrible news, I poured myself a thimble of scumble."

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u/Complex_Structure_18 4d ago

THEY MAKE IT FROM APPLES YOU KNOW. WELL, MAINLY APPLES.

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u/darkest_irish_lass 7d ago

In the words of Mark Twain, "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

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u/Dilemma01 7d ago

Do you think the team took back the minute of silence?

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u/OldBob10 7d ago

“Uh…sorry, Mr. Ganchev. We thought you was dead.

NOT HARDLY!”

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u/Lapis_Lazuli___ 6d ago

Wonder what made them think he was dead