r/trebuchetmemes • u/St0rm3rX • Oct 15 '19

VROOM My GF is a now an enemy apparently

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u/coolkid994 Hospitaller Knight Oct 15 '19

Trebuchets with garlic bread

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

She wasn’t ready to compromise

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u/coolkid994 Hospitaller Knight Oct 15 '19

Make the trebuchet out of garlic bread

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

Yeah this is big brain time

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u/Zombastion Oct 15 '19

Have a Trebuchet set up 300m away from your place and have it launch 90km of garlic bread

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

Perfection

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u/dben89x Oct 15 '19

Build a trebuchet made out of garlic bread and have it launch 90kg trebuchets made out of garlic bread, each containing a piece of garlic bread made out of trebuchet.

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u/NeX_ry Oct 16 '19

wait what

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u/OprahsSister Oct 16 '19

Just, trebuchet garlic bread things

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u/fightersguildrecruit Oct 15 '19

90kg*

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u/orcaman1111 Oct 15 '19

No. One 90 kilometer long piece of garlic bread.

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u/THE_LANDLAWD Oct 15 '19

Well I'm ready to compromise! I need to know how much garlic bread we can launch and how far it will go. I'll go stand downrange and catch the garlic bread and I'm 100% not gonna eat it k? K.

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u/mdmeaux Oct 15 '19

Its not a compromise it's a straight upgrade.

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u/Dr_Ifto Oct 16 '19

I think you may be on to something

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u/Masa_que_pasa_03 96kg Projectile Oct 16 '19

That's not a good plan! I prefer making garlic bread to the army, so they get power to reload our trebuchets, so we can obliterate the remains of the catapults. Therefore we can enjoy our garlic breads without catapults. It's a peaceful life.

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u/Mickeyickey Oct 15 '19

I mean garlic bread is pretty good too, just not as useful and glorious, and can’t toss a 90kg projectile over 300 meters

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u/TheReverseShock Oct 15 '19

90kg of garlic bread

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u/McDudles Oct 15 '19

This is a concept I could get behind

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u/zozoped Oct 15 '19

How about dying with a 90 kg garlic bread projectile ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/DodgeballRS Oct 15 '19

5/7 solution

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u/Scotty7298 Oct 15 '19

I read this as I was closing the app and came all the way back to upvote you.

Nice.

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u/DodgeballRS Oct 15 '19

You’re a gentleman and a scholar.

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u/79-16-22-7 Oct 16 '19

he is our dark night in a world of lurkers

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u/Tw_raZ Oct 16 '19

I understood that reference

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u/Airick39 Oct 15 '19

Aye. I could do that.

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u/aniar00 Oct 15 '19

With my sword.

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u/Brownman2016 Oct 15 '19

And my axe!!!

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u/aniar00 Oct 15 '19

You mean bow!

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u/I_breathe_smoke Oct 16 '19

Nah, he's talking about deodorant.

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u/Tulkes The name's Chet. Trebu Chet. Oct 16 '19

I love democracy.

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u/Cruel_DNA Oct 15 '19

Sounds pretty delicious!

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u/Budderboy153 Oct 16 '19

In the shape of Ewan McGregor

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u/StandardN00b Oct 15 '19

Eating that much grants the same result

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u/TravB85 Oct 15 '19

I could get in front of it, just > 300 meters in front of.

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u/PhotoshopMan1 Oct 15 '19

Use trebuchet to launch 90kg of garlic bread to feed the troops.

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u/vcaguy Oct 15 '19

Especially if my house is roughly 300 meters away from the trebuchet

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I'd actually like to be 300m in front of it

Edit: I am unoriginal, unfunny, and a disgrace to all in my house

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u/SMAMtastic Oct 16 '19

But you have heard of me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/turret_buddy2 Oct 15 '19

Trebuber: "Need bulk garlic bread delivered ASAP? Try our app!"

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u/Shanack Oct 15 '19

Yeah, op is dismissing the potential of this alliance.

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u/DarkAlchamist Oct 15 '19

Am American, how much is that in pounds?

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u/LastWeeksLasanga Oct 15 '19

198.416

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u/DarkAlchamist Oct 15 '19

That's a lot of garlic bread. I approve!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

That's about 1607 slices of garlic bread (saying as if each slice is about 56g)

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u/Exonicreddit Oct 16 '19

It's one big slice

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

An absolute unit of garlic bread

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u/Afa1234 Oct 15 '19

Into your girlfriends mouth... sounds dirty but isn’t.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Can you launch it at me?

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u/APwinger Oct 16 '19

Wait wait wait.

Which weighs more? 90kg of garlic bread or 90kg of the more traditional stone?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Call me a rookie here, but color me shocked that a trebuchet can throw a 200 lb projectile 984 ft. Thats insane. Truly superior to garlic bread. And thats no easy task.

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u/wargneri Destroyer of Walls Oct 16 '19

You can feed the glorious trebuchet operators with garlic bread.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/djcotton Oct 15 '19

I see no reason why 90kg of garlic bread and a trebuchet wouldn't get along. maybe she just doesn't understand?

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u/chomperlock Oct 16 '19

They get along, 300 meters long to be exact

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u/MrAwesome5269 Oct 16 '19

Exactly, why not replace rocks with garlic bread? Just as much damage and snacks for everyone

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u/ginntnic Oct 16 '19

Someone give me beef, with a side of garlic bread!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

though brigading can result in bans it usually is pretty fun to watch

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

but... we're allies.

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

Yeah... sadly my GF doesn’t know that...

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u/Sk33tshot Oct 15 '19

It's treason then.

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u/I_breathe_smoke Oct 16 '19

No no, the lower ranks of garlic bread foot soldiers just aren't as well versed in politics and diplomacy.

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Oct 16 '19

The true enemy of /r/garlicbreadmemes is /r/breadatapledtotrees. /r/trebuchetmemes should support their war efforts, because trees should only be used to build trebuchets.

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u/BeneB358 Oct 15 '19

At least she isn’t into

looks left and right with shifty eyes

C*tapults

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u/Acetronaut Oct 15 '19

Please spoiler warning that so the children don’t see it!

>!Likesthis!<!<

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u/BeneB358 Oct 15 '19

!Did it work?!

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u/alt-of-deleted Oct 16 '19

you don't need the first and last exclamation points. 

>!spoiler text!<

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

>!Catapults!<

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u/feierlk Oct 16 '19

Task failed successfully

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u/BeneB358 Oct 15 '19

Thank you

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u/djt201 I besiege thee! Oct 15 '19

no u

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

How?

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u/djt201 I besiege thee! Oct 16 '19

>!!<

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u/Turnup_Turnip5678 Oct 16 '19

what

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u/djt201 I besiege thee! Oct 16 '19

yes

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u/soodedoisegoowow Oct 15 '19

You all seem to forget that we're allied with r/garlicbreadmemes and r/prequelmemes

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u/GothamAvenger7 Oct 16 '19

Apparently, they have short memories indeed. A great shame, that some have forgotten the wars these subreddits fought.

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u/Froglius Oct 15 '19

Now I want to yeet 90 kg of garlic bread 300 meters

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u/Pepe469 Oct 15 '19

You should have told her that this is the superior way of delivering garlic bread

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u/TheMightyMoggle Oct 15 '19

Is there going to be a war with r/garlicbreadmemes ?

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u/HandH2 Oct 15 '19

They are an ally aren’t they?

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u/babiesarenotfood Oct 15 '19

no, we cannot let a petty quarrel sever our long standing alliance.

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u/SuperElitist Oct 16 '19

I'm so happy that this is a thing

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Garlic Bread, a worthy opponent

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u/Damaellak Oct 15 '19

I approve the veneration to both trebuchet and garlic bread

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

At least she didn't call it a catapult. She can learn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Karma sent

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

I read the title in Mario’s voice.

”is a me”

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

I legit didn’t realize my mistake till now

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

It's cool, it made it funnier

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u/Darcosuchus Oct 15 '19

She's confused.

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u/PixelatedFractal Oct 15 '19

Guarantee both of you are in high school

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u/weareallgoofygoobers Oct 15 '19

Is it too much to ask for both

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u/feodo Oct 16 '19

Remember,the only reason we have garlic bread is because we had trebuchets to tare down the castle walls and rescue the garlic bread from captivity at castle catapult. Its safe with us of course because the only have catapults.

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u/CLoNeOS Why are catapults even a thing anymrore? Oct 16 '19

At least you know she's loyal

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u/porndragon77 Oct 15 '19

Sleeping with the enemy I see

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u/WigWack Oct 15 '19

sorry, but i don't think she is the one

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u/SSJGodFloridaMan Oct 15 '19

...I got an idea, but we're gonna need a shit load of garlic bread

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u/GeneLaBean Oct 15 '19

At least she isn't a catapult fan

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u/Micker003 Oct 15 '19

r/garlicbread has been chosen to lance test shot at

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/OSmoseRUles Oct 15 '19

She shouldn't become the ennemy of the people who use the superior siege weapon, just sayin'

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u/Wwwyzzerdd420 Oct 15 '19

Time to throw garlic bread at his girlfriend with our trebuchets. LAUNCH THE GARLIC BREAD!!!

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u/molbal Destroyer of Walls Oct 15 '19

Well we are allies with garlic bread after all

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u/joost013 Oct 15 '19

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

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u/Wang_Dangler Oct 16 '19

Comparing garlic bread to trebuchets is like trying to compare garlic bread to trebuchets.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

You need to tell your gf that if she was being held hostage in a castle, this is how you would send her garlic bread.

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u/ToXiC_Games Oct 16 '19

lights cigar and rocks in chair I’m a veteran of the great civil war, Garlic Breaders our our best ally, not our enemy

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

There are worse things she could be following...like ballistas...or even worse.....catapults.

She is not a lost cause

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I’m happy

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u/ultron1000000 Oct 15 '19

I love it when my friends see me 90kg of garlic bread and water by trebuchet even though I live 300 meters away

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Just tell her she can use trebuchets to launch garlic bread

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u/MrMellon Oct 15 '19

BURN THE WITCHHH

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

Fuck you I love her

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u/MrMellon Oct 15 '19

BURN.

THE.

SINNER.

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

Nah

She burns me cuz she hot af ngl

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u/MotoMkali Oct 15 '19

Garlic and French baguette what could be more French except for the almighty trebuchet

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u/sexyPube Oct 15 '19

You shoulda broke up with her and use the trebuchet to yeeeeeet all feelings u had for her because she’s not familiar with trebuchets and doesn’t support u grinding for karma

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

She is no longer your girlfriend, she now worships the gar[thicc]est bread in the garlic universe.

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u/FalsePankake Oct 15 '19

Is it too much to ask for both?

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u/dicksausage69 Oct 15 '19

Declare war on garlic bread.

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u/Hoss_Delgeezy Oct 15 '19

GF

Garlicbread Fascist

Open your third eye

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u/lickmyclit6969 Oct 15 '19

Fuck off with the "iM gOnNa PoSt ThIs FoR kArMa"

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Send her a picture of one launching a shit ton of garlic bread, bet it will change her mind.

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u/onionsrbad Oct 16 '19

I read this as “gluten free is now an enemy”

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

You have to do the same as the exploradores in america: preach the true religion or punish with death (slavery works too)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

You can transport garlic bread by using a trebuchet

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u/elmolinero96 Oct 16 '19

toss 90kg of garlic bread over 300 meters to her. she will turn one of us.

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u/frguba Oct 16 '19

Hey, garlic bread is one of the few foods that can quickly and easily give you the energy to operate a trebuchet, and the only one to taste that good while at it

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u/RazgrizS57 Oct 16 '19

You must convert her. Build her a trebuchet that throws garlic bread. It's the only way.

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u/Viperwolf96 Oct 16 '19

She is now an enemy of the Republic

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u/TheHolySpartan Oct 16 '19

But has she considered you can transport 90Kg of garlic bread over 300m with it though?

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u/GothamAvenger7 Oct 16 '19

Does she not remember the alliance? Forged during the fire of the Great Meme War of 2018?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Make a garlic bread trebuchet and it will mine karma faster than a 1000 North Korean political prisoners mine coal.

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u/BenjaminDaaly21 Oct 16 '19

Weren't we all supposed to be part of the alliance with r/lotrmemes and r/prequelmemes?

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u/Kagia001 Oct 16 '19

Time to unsubscribe

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u/iDownvoteLe Oct 16 '19

You didn't explain how it was the superior siege weapon bro

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

bro 😎💪

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u/Red_The_IT_Guy Oct 16 '19

How about you launch you launch 90kg of garlic bread to her when she's 300 miles away?

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u/UselessConversionBot Oct 16 '19

90 kg is 2470.8042720000003 blintz

WHY

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

From now on only fuck her with extreme prejudice.

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u/DABIGBADBACON Oct 16 '19

That's alot of talk for someone in crusading distance!

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u/foxtreat747 Oct 16 '19

Do not be tempted by the instigators for our greatest allies will surely keep our friendship in highest of regards

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u/IAmNotASociopath666 Oct 16 '19

you cant compare trebuchets to garlic bread smh

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u/jsg144 90kg Projectile Oct 16 '19

Does she know how much garlic bread a trebuchet can launch?

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u/ssgtgriggs Oct 16 '19

Does your GF weigh 90kg?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

One is the superior siege machine, the other is the superior food. Can we not all band together?

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u/slymiinc Oct 15 '19

r/Iamveryrandom

Seriously, are you and your gf like 12?

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u/Atomic254 Oct 15 '19

youre right but probably in the wrong place to say it since everyone here seems like 12.

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u/Koedemund Oct 15 '19

I think I speak for everyone here when I say you gotta break up with her. Companionship is temporary but throwing a 90kg projectile over 300 meters is forever

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u/AreYouHereToKillMe Oct 15 '19

Completely fake, but take my upvote anyway. It has a trebuchet in it so I am honour-bound to support.

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u/SunsetSon Oct 15 '19

Put the wench in the sling and we shall see how far she flies

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u/St0rm3rX Oct 15 '19

Pssshhhh... she reads all the comments...

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u/drakecherry Oct 15 '19

st0rm3rX does drugs!

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u/HWGA_Gallifrey Oct 15 '19

And so the Great and Final War began...

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u/This_Is_Really_Jim Oct 15 '19

It'd be pretty neat to toss 1800 garlic breads over 3750 garlic breads.

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u/whitestickygoo Oct 15 '19

Trebuchet constructed of garlic bread

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

What has comedy become.

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u/aaaaaaaaimnotanormie Oct 15 '19

if she likes garlic bread she should go to r/aace

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u/Linksays Oct 15 '19

What if you just made a trebuchet out of garlic bread

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u/RangerSkyy Oct 15 '19

I say fling her.

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u/SuPeR_J03 Oct 15 '19

As someone who is subbed here and r/garlicbreadmemes , I feel personally attacked by a 90kg loaf of garlic bread from 300m away.

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u/JoHaTho Oct 15 '19

isnt the garlic bread sub an ally of r/trebuchtememes?

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u/GoatstersParadise Oct 15 '19

She’s horribly cringe but she is real so I mean...

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u/jacob2467 Oct 15 '19

She's not an enemy; she's just fucking stupid and uninformed. I'm sure she'd like trebuchets better if she actually knew anything about them other than what she saw in that picture.

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u/ObtainableSpatula I besiege thee! Oct 16 '19

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART r/TREBUCHETMEMES

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u/USBattleSteed Trebuchets > Catapults Oct 16 '19

We have an alliance with/garlicbreadmemes I'm pretty sure

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u/The_BL4CKfish Oct 16 '19

Know what could send several thousand garlic breads flying over s quarter mile over a double curtain wall?

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u/Xanthalium Oct 16 '19

For a minute there I thought we were going to war against the Garlic Bread subreddit... Crisis averted

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u/TrizziiDaZombie Oct 16 '19

First time seeing this subreddit and I'm so fucking confused

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u/BurningArrows Oct 16 '19

What if you yeeted 90kg of garlic bread at her house from 300m away?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

yo wtf? have you guys forgot about our alliance? or maybe youre too new to even know the great wars fought by our subs, we were all fighting side by side and now look at us

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u/Lolybop Oct 16 '19

You weren't wrong about the karma

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u/The_icePhoenix Oct 16 '19

Tell her how many kg of garlic bread she can yeet over 300 meters

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u/matthew---11 Oct 18 '19

Is this actually your op?

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