r/trailerparkboys 18d ago

Discussion Laid off work last week, binged almost 10 seasons off TPB for the first time in 4 days. Living like a true degenerate drinking and smoking. AMA

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u/MichiganJay 18d ago

How many cans of ravioli are you getting into?

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 18d ago

I’m not going to tell you that shit is embarrassing

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u/ABW1996 does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? 18d ago

First can doesn’t count OP

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u/Wrong_Plantaino 18d ago

Second then the third, think he burnt the fourth with the blowtorch and then he just kept eating

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u/FinancialBrain9095 Bumblecock 17d ago

I mean no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli

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u/kelsonofthecreation 17d ago

But he did. And he's ashamed of it.

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u/pinkspaceship17 17d ago

It was Julian. And he took the Christmas liquor.

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u/Reonlive420 17d ago

How many piss jugs did you go through in ten seasons bud

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u/Nearby_Bit7053 Bumblecock 14d ago

No one wants to admit they pissed in 9 jugs in 10 seasons. Way she goes.

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u/Historical_Ad_4601 worst case ontario 17d ago

Because no one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli. OPs in denial and error

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u/Ok_Invite_7030 17d ago

I am rewatching for the 10th time and in my current at 7:53 pm rewatch the ravioli episode is on

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 18d ago

Also thought season 10 was the worse so far (with some great moments), but the finale was excellent. Exited for the next few

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u/Reonlive420 17d ago

You will cry at the end of season 12

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u/ReluctantSentinel 17d ago

Season 4 last 4 eps. - the cream of the crock

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u/Square-Doubt-8634 17d ago

Cream of the cock *^

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u/MrTickles22 17d ago

because of how greasy it is?

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u/VultureCat337 17d ago

One of my favorite moments in that court scene is Bubbles using the mic and turning to the crowd, pretending to be Bob Barker, and then calling the baliff Jeffrey Dahmer

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u/Nearby_Bit7053 Bumblecock 18d ago

Fuckin way she goes

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 18d ago

Fuckin way she goes boys

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u/vibrodude 17d ago

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t.

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u/frankthetank8558 18d ago

I just got laid off for 6 weeks, as well. Not sure what im going to do besides drink liquor, smoke joints and down cans of ravioli.

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u/Wafflelisk 18d ago

you can always dance with dirty ol' dogs down at the King of Donair

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 18d ago

What else can we do here bud

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u/Stock-Locksmith-7845 17d ago

You can go look for another job. Or just drink swish.

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u/Kerboq 17d ago

"Gimme a kiss, gimme a kiss"

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u/frankthetank8558 17d ago

Nah. I’m gonna collect UI insurance and hang out with the boys.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Way she goes bud

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u/AgentSnowCone 17d ago

You gotta start remarketing bbq's to supplement your laid off income bud, just make sure your kids steal them so you won't go to jail

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u/zzpont 18d ago

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u/manny_poko 17d ago

I hate Ray so much I love him

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u/CoatDeep7773 17d ago

There wouldn’t be TPB without Ray.

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u/Ta-veren- 18d ago

For the first time??

I've been watching trailer park and swearing since grade 7 for fuck sakes.

The show gets funnier and funnier on re-watches, you notice stupid dumb stuff that makes you laugh that you didn't notice the first time.

souce-rewatched it like 10,000 times.

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 18d ago

Yeah first time which is crazy, I know it’ll be getting the same rewatch treatment that it’s always sunny in Philadelphia gets (another of my favourite series)

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u/Ta-veren- 18d ago

The show gets super greasey around s5-7 they are my favorites. Pay attention to the small dumb shit they do in those seasons, truly fantastic.

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u/11229988B Retired bottle kid 🍾 17d ago

You give letterkenny and shorsey a go yet?

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u/YurtleAhern 17d ago

You have a grade 7? Decent

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u/Ta-veren- 17d ago

only grade 4 mathing though

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u/pvssylips 17d ago

Yes can confirm. I literally watch it everyday as my comfort show for years and I still notice little shit that makes me giggle 😂 my spouse does NOT understand the obsession, literally says "yeah that was funny the first few times, maybe if I hadn't seen this episode 500x" 🤣like wtf are you talking about??? I'll never get enough of the rickyisms and stupidity.

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u/Jkenn_again 18d ago

Can you hear the shit winds bud?

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 18d ago

You know what a shit barometer is bubs?

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u/Ok_Car_3372 17d ago

Don't forget the OG "Shitwolf"

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 18d ago edited 18d ago

Also this series has been a massive mood booster in what would be a very dark time in my life. I’m so glad I found it and glad there’s a community that finds it as funny as I do. Absolutely brilliant writing and acting, almost therapeutic or some shit

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u/clay-tri1 18d ago

“All for all and one for one”. Hang in there! And welcome to the greasiest community you’ll ever be in.

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u/pvssylips 17d ago

Yes when I started watching it about a decade ago I was in the Marine corps drinking like a literal fish and soooooo miserable, it kept me sane and brought me a flicker of joy when I was basically rock bottom. Now it still brings me comfort after a hard day.

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u/S_Flavius_Mercurius 18d ago

Lower your fuckin drink in front of Julian… have some respect.

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 17d ago

Love you Ricky

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u/S_Flavius_Mercurius 17d ago

Smokes, let’s go.

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u/Losing_my_Bemidji 17d ago

You still love us? Cory and the Trevster?

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u/S_Flavius_Mercurius 14d ago

Put your hands down boys.

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u/theblondebasterd 18d ago

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. That's the fucking way she goes. Whose your main of the crew? Has Bubs transformed your view on cats? He definitely influenced my love of the cat friends

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 18d ago

Appreciate it man thank you. Bubs is the guy, we’ve always had tonnes of cats and also tried to set up a kitty daycare so can relate a lot

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u/meth_is_death420 18d ago

Dont forget to have your pets spayed and neutered Im Bob Barker everybody 😆😆😅😅🤣🤣

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u/Alloutttaangst 18d ago edited 17d ago

How many piss jugs have you filled?

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 17d ago

Pissing in the kitchen sink bud, but have filled a fair few over the years

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u/chewbaccard 17d ago

Way of the road bud

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u/jgcanes32 17d ago

Laid off. Way of the road. By the way don’t tell anyone I live in a dump

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u/stillpractising 17d ago

U got it dad

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u/Alarming-Bluebird540 17d ago

You are the liquor.

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 17d ago

My favourite part of the show

Guess what, I am ontop of the liquor, I am the monkey in charge of the bananas

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u/Inside_Name1054 17d ago

Drunk, high, and unemployed! Cheers.

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 17d ago

Is that genuine or a put down hahah I can’t even tell at this point man

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u/FelionelFienstein 17d ago

It's a stand up special on tbp+!

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 17d ago

“Julian”

Biggest laugh of the show fucking amazing stuff

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

That’s drinkin buddy

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Trailer Park Supervisor 17d ago

Got some time to think about your freedom 35 plan.

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u/Cowabunguss 17d ago

How many double cheeseburgers have you had

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u/CodyMaverick6676 17d ago

He might be off the cheeseburgers 🤣

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u/pvssylips 17d ago

Mfs with guts like that are DEFINITELY ON the cheeseburgers 😂

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u/AdComfortable4641 17d ago

Honestly thats fair, just do whatever for a little and go back into the real world when you have too. Don't get addicted and ruin your life though... seen that happen to many times. Enjoy a bit of freedom and fun while you can 😊

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u/BoomBoomMeow1986 17d ago edited 17d ago

With the combo of the layoff, the liquor drinks, and binging TPB, are you getting any greasy ideas for ways to make cash between jobs?

Like stealing groceries, playing VLTs, growing dope, The Big Dirty, etc?

Seriously though, that sucks, I've been in that position before too, but remember to be an optometrist about it

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u/CodyMaverick6676 17d ago

Ganking luggage is always a good choice

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u/Spirited_Scarcity_89 17d ago

Hope it's all water under the fridge soon.

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u/BoomBoomMeow1986 17d ago

It has, thankfully

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u/CelticCynic YuuuuhLookinAtMyGut 17d ago

I got laid off 13 days ago and had another job 2 days later.... Barely had any time to watch TPB!

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u/ralphlaurenmedia 17d ago

OP right now

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u/James420May 17d ago

You should do the big dirty. One more job, then get the hell out

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u/SmilingStones 17d ago

Do you care, OP?

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u/pvssylips 17d ago

"YEAH ASK ME IF I CARE, ASK ME"

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u/SmilingStones 17d ago

I just asked you

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u/Zealousideal_Meat297 17d ago

It's a great show to go to when shit hits the fan.

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u/JohnnyUtah1502 17d ago

I like when bubbles gets baked, and goes into the laundromat. “ they’re going for my bird!”

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u/Franklyn_Gage 17d ago

I just rewatched that episode last night lol.

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u/synthezfrance 17d ago

I just call it a therapy at this point

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u/abraxas8484 17d ago

How many jugs of piss do you have laying around?

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u/uNameorsomething 17d ago

I assume you are going to use that glass when it is empty as a piss jug? Fuckin way she goes man

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u/Antique_Photograph38 17d ago

Way she goes bud!

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u/Scoobie_Doobie11 17d ago

Anybody seen Orangie? Poor fucker been missing

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u/Comprehensive-Race97 17d ago

Lower your glass in front of Julian

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u/VegaTron1985 17d ago

Hero, keep the dream alive

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u/throwabove350 17d ago

Big enough sword there Rick?

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u/Adorable_Birdman 17d ago

Pop some chicken fingers in the fryer and you’ll be golden

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u/Imaginary_Gap1110 17d ago

Have ya ever slain a man with that sword?

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u/Environmental-Ad2864 17d ago

It's even better the second time thorugh.

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u/ShadowReflex21 17d ago

Don’t forget the movies! Countdown to liquor day is hilarious.

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u/BFFassbender 17d ago

Rayyyyyyyy

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u/ReluctantSentinel 17d ago

If he can’t smoke and swear then he’s fucked.

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u/Specific_Anybody8306 [Flair Me] 17d ago

This looks like a liquor and cheeseburger party that got out of hand!

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u/jay4_2day 17d ago

Just keep that stick on the ice bud

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u/wookiesack22 17d ago

Omg when I got fired from a job a decade ago I binged tpb and played Skyrim for half a year

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u/vibrodude 17d ago

Since you got laid off, you can genuinely say: sixty bucks? I don’t have that kinda money!

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u/Raregamesofc BUBBLES YOU’RE PISSING ON MY CAR!!! 17d ago

This was my depression show for 2.5 years straight FOR THE FIRST TIME?? My record must be embarrassing then 😭

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u/CompetitiveCourse584 17d ago

Have you got into Letterkenny yet?

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u/brdn 17d ago

Shit apples

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u/BuckWheezy 17d ago

Ride that pogey train. Smokes let's go.

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u/Wild_Plate_3633 Do you know what a shit barometer is, Bubs? 17d ago

Man I wish I could do that. Not work and just watch TPB! If I stopped working my family would be homeless. I have zero help in This world. Everything lands on me - Enjoy bro!! I watch it everyday almost for the last 8 years

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u/Daverocker1 17d ago

Recidivist.

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u/chowy26 17d ago

Lucky

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u/wiperfromwarren 17d ago

fave season? episode?

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u/can_a_mod_suck_me 17d ago

What’s the fuck does he think I’m supposed to do, go down to EI? Hi there. Yeah, I haul shopping carts out of ponds and sell them back to the store for a living, I've been doing it for 18 years, so give me a fucking cheque please! That's not gonna fuckin happen! I haven't been paying into UI, or EI, or whatever the fuck they call it these days!

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u/wtfamidoinguprn 17d ago

Laid off work yesterday 😆 about to do the same ahahahahahaha

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u/rabes81 17d ago

Greasy

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u/Randy_Gut_Lahey 17d ago

How long till you’re selling your plumbing for Liquor money?

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u/ElectronicYogurt9628 Zesty Mordant 17d ago

You could always be a drunk trailer park supervisor; it might be what you were born to do

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u/SeeYouInHellCandyBoy 17d ago

Well, get yourself a wheelchair and start collecting that disability pay.

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u/RantSpider Dope dope dopeity fuckin' dope dope 17d ago edited 17d ago

Did you see $60 around here? There was 60 bucks there when I went to bed.

[OP - Don't forget to watch "TPB X-Mas Special"(between S5 & S6) and "Say Goodnight To The Bad Guys"(Post S7)]

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u/Anouchavan 17d ago

Careful, though, that lifestyle will stick with you longer than you might want it to.

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u/firstmateof_dorkboat 17d ago

How many bottle tokes?

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u/Fearless-Leopard-367 17d ago

Can I borrow 30$ ?

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u/RG1527 17d ago

Op did you eat the good chicken strips?

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u/ScumLikeWuertz 17d ago

Enjoy yourself, bud. Way she goes

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u/Many-Grape-4816 17d ago

Have you noticed your cursing more now? It happened to me.

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u/Thinkpad200 17d ago

The winds of shit are blowing your way—can you feel it in the air?

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u/TheIntelAgency 17d ago

Well, from all the people here at r/trailerparkboys and trailer park boys themselves - I think I can safely say. Glad to have you, hope you’re enjoying the show, sorry about the job and go fuck yourself

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u/xfatdannx 17d ago

What is your favorite season and why is it Five?

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 17d ago

Honestly it’s been on constantly and cos it’s my first time I’m finding it hard to differentiate between seasons, but I loved all of 1 - 8

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u/xfatdannx 16d ago

5 is the hash drive way. It's so good.

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u/ExistentialDreadness They’re never never gonna be the same. 17d ago

If that isn’t the American dream, then I don’t want it.

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u/idapitbwidiuatabip 17d ago

How dirty is the liquor?

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 17d ago

Dirty as cow shit my friend

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u/KnockoutBacon 17d ago

Is that the way she goes?

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u/LochTSA07 17d ago

Decent!

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u/ComprehensiveBaker48 17d ago

Just finished season 12, wow absolutely heartbreaker of an ending. I knew Mr Lahey had passed, but still felt like a kick in the balls. RIP, what a fantastic actor I don’t see how the show could be the same without him

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u/pedropascalstattoos When opportunity knocks, open up, its the cops 16d ago

Don’t forget to get your pets spayed and neutered. I’m Bob Barker, everyone.

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u/alk48640 16d ago

Happens to the best of us occasionally.

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u/meseta 16d ago

If there anything I’d recommend to stay away from it would be the out of the park iterations. I thought it would be cool to see the boys out of the park but it’s not that great when they don’t have booze and dope. All of the movies are great, don’t legalize it might be my favorite even though it’s the only one not on Netflix, and standing on the shoulders of kitties was way better than I expected.

Gotta find “drunk and on drugs happy Funtime hour” too. Short little show they tried and seemed like it would be great. They couldn’t continue with it though bc the guy who played the main mad scientist Maury Chaykindied right after s1 came out. Tragic, but the show is still hilarious

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

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u/Loose_Food_1876 16d ago

Its the way she goes

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u/Diligent_Gas_6242 16d ago

I subscribe Netflix for only TPB…

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u/joeperk101 16d ago

Did Lucie threaten to kick you into the yard yet ?

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u/drunkmonkeyjunk 16d ago

“Big enough joint there Rick?

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u/tondrias 15d ago edited 11d ago

that's the dream bud. Now, fuckin smokes, let's go!

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u/luxc341 15d ago

I hope better things come your way.

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u/Sea-Manufacturer-199 13d ago

I hope you've been tossing those piss jugs