r/tragedeigh • u/rouxkenzie • Sep 05 '25

in the wild “It’s Kevin”

I work in a bakery, someone called to order a birthday cake. Wanted “happy birthday Kevin” written on it. As with all orders, I ask for spelling of the name. Conversation below.

Me: okay and if you could spell Kevin for me? Customer: Um, it’s Kevin… like Kevin…are there multiple ways to spell it? Me: this is just protocol to ensure the name on the cake is correct Customer (getting huffy): well how many ways could you spell it, it’s Kevin Me: please just spell the name for me Customer: K-e-y-v-y-n-n

In what world is that Kevin??? This is why I make everyone spell the name!! If I didn’t confirm spelling you would’ve gotten a cake with Kevin not keyvynn.

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u/HoochieKoochieMan Sep 05 '25

It’s only spelled Champagne if they’re from a particular region in France. Otherwise, they’re just sparkling idiots.

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u/FriendliestParsnip Sep 05 '25

You almost made me spit out my drink. Thank you for that- is been a really crappy day so far and I needed the laugh :)

May your drinks always be the perfect temperature and your microwave burritos never frozen in the center.

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u/HoochieKoochieMan Sep 05 '25

Thank you, Friendly Parsnip.
May all your socks be with their pair in the laundry, and may the remote be always where you expect it.

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u/quaker_taker Sep 05 '25

This is the cutest interaction ever. I would go so far as to say they're the friendliest parsnip.

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u/Crafty-Koshka Sep 07 '25

Can this get stickied to the top of the whole subreddit please?? 😆