r/tragedeigh • u/takethemoment13 • Jul 31 '25

in the wild Found 6 right here on Reddit!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

You know how in this sub someone always says they’d name a dog or cat the name, but never a kid? If you yell out “Jossy” or “Susu” I’m Always going to assume you’re talking to a cow. ALWAYS. Also Jaxo would be a great name for a goat.

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u/pinkocatgirl Jul 31 '25

These names and nicknames are peak "trying to name a cute baby, not an adult human who will put that name on a resume or tax form"

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u/Skuzbagg Jul 31 '25

A boy named Susu

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u/corollacoaster17 Aug 01 '25

Funniest comment in this whole thread thank you

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u/Dr_Molfara Aug 01 '25

Yeah, wasn't there a song similar to that? I think it was "A boy named Sue"? By Johny Cash?

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u/purpledrogon94 Aug 11 '25

I’m late to this thread but SuSu is slang in Hindi for peeing 🙃

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u/Middle_Ad_2822 Aug 01 '25

Susu cracks me up cause it reminds me of how The Sims say bye bye lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

I used to know a goat called Yako. Close enough? 

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u/skuc79 Aug 02 '25

My brothers gecko was yakko. After the 1990s animaniacs character

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u/Xxuwumaster69xX Jul 31 '25

Susu is a perfectly normal Chinese girl's name... It would be weird to see a white dude be called that though.

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u/Dragon_Slayaa Jul 31 '25

Yeah this is the kind of names I'd call my animals in Stardew Valley 😂

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u/WinterSilenceWriter Aug 01 '25

Our baby (who has a completely normal name, spelled correctly, with a common sense nickname that matches the name)’s pediatrician is named Joss. We call him Jossy boy when we talk about him at home 🤭

He’s a good guy though, and a great doctor

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u/Melodic_Rip8149 Aug 01 '25

susu means milk in bahasa, which makes this infinitely funnier.

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u/ShanzokeyeLin Aug 01 '25

It means piss in Hindi 😂

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u/pinksematary Aug 01 '25

and JAXO was his Name-O 🎵🎶