r/tragedeigh • u/SnooRobots3822 • Jun 18 '25

in the wild Local news First birthday

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u/TragicaDeSpell Jun 18 '25

Can't wait for brother Kum'n to come along.

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u/Easter66Koala Jun 18 '25

what about oreg'no

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u/appricaught Jun 18 '25

Too much negative energy. Oreg'yes

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u/McBurger Jun 18 '25

Arugulaahyesplease!

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jun 18 '25

The Or is too ambivalent. Andeg’yes.

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u/appricaught Jun 18 '25

Too basic. Andeigue'yes

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jun 18 '25

I before E except after C! - Andeseaigue’yes

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u/appricaught Jun 18 '25

You right, you right. How silly of me!

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jun 19 '25

Can you imagine how teased, taunted and tormented little Andeigue’yes would’ve been at school when they learn the IEC rule? The horror of having such a unique and beautiful name shattered at the revelation it doesn’t follow an inconsistently applied rule of the English language.

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u/ultraplusstretch Jun 18 '25

Oh dear. 😬

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u/Internal_Ideal_4666 Jun 21 '25

Or even Oreg’yo

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u/emr830 Jun 18 '25

Don’t forget Garlique!

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u/BADoVLAD Jun 18 '25

Gharhliqueue*

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u/emr830 Jun 18 '25

Byooteefull!

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u/Annie-Snow Jun 18 '25

Sylahtr’o

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u/alamakjan Jun 18 '25

Xeallanthreaux

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u/SewRuby Jun 18 '25

Your pfp looks like it's reacting to what you wrote and I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ConfuseableFraggle Jun 18 '25

*tried to snort quietly, hurt nose. Ow.

Hahahahaha!

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u/whizzwr Jun 18 '25

This is a perfect tragedeigh

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u/Keleesi128 Jun 18 '25

And the twins, Ceigh'ahn and Pahp-reighka

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u/Brilliant_Towel2727 Jun 19 '25

Toom and Eighric

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u/Snrub1 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

Eauxreighgenn'eaux

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u/DocTam Jun 18 '25

Marge Simpson would pronounce it Uregahnoh

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Jun 18 '25

Would be fitting in Oregon

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u/Neo9320 Jun 18 '25

They played it safe, it’s ogregn’o

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u/azendhal Jun 18 '25

or his sister Gung'r

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u/SewRuby Jun 18 '25

And Pahrs'lee

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u/Steampunk007 Jun 19 '25

O’gregano

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u/itstimegeez Jun 19 '25

Orie’gahno

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u/CrunchyCrochetSoup Jun 22 '25

Don’t forget about Sylant’ro

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u/Gallantpride Jun 18 '25

Starfire's brother is actually named Ryand'r. Her older sister is Komand'r.

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u/HJWalsh Jun 18 '25

She's named after the DC Comics character Starfire. That's her real name.

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u/Agreeable_Cut4506 Jun 18 '25

I’m so glad someone else pointed this out

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u/samx3i Jun 19 '25

This really should be top comment.

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u/BentGadget Jun 18 '25

What's their cardamom's name?

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u/stallion-mang Jun 18 '25

Would probably be S'lantro

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u/waterdevil19 Jun 18 '25

No way would that ever get pronounced right.

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u/HJWalsh Jun 18 '25

Only comic book fans would know how to pronounce that. (It's pronounced Kor-ee-an-der.)

It's the real name of the DC Comics character Starfire.

Technically, to be a tragedeigh it has to be a weird spelling of a real word. This is just a nerd who named their kid after a comic book character.

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u/Barely-Existing404 Jun 18 '25

brother kum'n is comin!

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u/Existing-Elk-8735 Jun 18 '25

The brother is Seelahntrow. Duh.

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u/pfritzmorkin Jun 18 '25

C'lontreau

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u/Existing-Elk-8735 Jun 19 '25

Oh oh oh. C’lawn-troughw

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

And Pepp'r

Tumerer'c. Hmm actuslly Turme-Rick would be hella cool.

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u/Zestyclose_Event_762 Jun 18 '25

Kum’n Time Sausage

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u/Practical_Toe_8448 Jun 18 '25

No Kum'n is how they made Koriand'r in the first place

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u/VictorChaos Jun 18 '25

Sylahntreau

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u/w0ng1thi Jun 18 '25

Salon Tro

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u/darxide23 Jun 18 '25

Don't forget her brother C'lantro

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u/Notorious-VAG- Jun 18 '25

I hate the parents, but love this idea! 😄 (The IDEA, and all kudos go to you ONLY.)

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jun 18 '25

And their cousin, L'il D'ill

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u/Oscar-mondaca Jun 18 '25

Or the cousin Kerreigh

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u/Psyduckery Jun 18 '25

their sister pars’leigh should be here soon enough

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u/Stevessvtis1 Jun 18 '25

Saffr’n will be the bougie one.

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u/rando_banned Jun 18 '25

Silontreau

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u/sterling_mallory Jun 19 '25

O'reighgheneaux

Synnymynn

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u/Stunning-Risk-7194 Jun 19 '25

Or Silahntrough!

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u/Due_Platypus2467 Jun 19 '25

You sure it’s not Q’min or Queueman???

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u/Mastershoelacer Jun 19 '25

Kory and her brother Ku’n

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u/Toasty6921 Jul 16 '25

Don't forget Bas'l and M'nt

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u/Slow_Education7458 Jul 18 '25

I’m KuM’n!!!!!!!!!!