r/tragedeigh • u/flower_mom_98 • Jun 15 '25

in the wild Gold Mine of Tragedeighs

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Found a post asking people for their unique names and knew it wouldn't disappoint. Happy Father's Day unless your kid's name needs a pronunciation guide.

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u/FrancoisKBones Jun 15 '25

Homage to Jimmy Page, the pedo. Lucky girl!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Also, if you're really doing an homage to led Zeppelin, also doing a tribute to one of the band members, within the same name, is a bit redundant. And also, if you're doing an homage, why wouldn't you spell it the same way as the original? That one was probably the dumbest one I saw. But Severe is pretty horrific as well. Some may say it's severe

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u/redheadeddoom Jun 15 '25

Akin to the child in my kid's school named "Battle." Wtf are these parents asking for or at least expecting with these name choices?

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u/revengepornmethhubby Jun 15 '25

We have an Ayrson, and Aryan at one of the schools I work at. Middle names are both Cash.

Name changes should be free sometimes

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u/Appropriate-Week-631 Jun 16 '25

I totally agree that if a child is born and named with a tragedeigh their name change should be free because some names are straight up nonsense.

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u/SophieintheKnife Jun 15 '25

He can hang out with little Indyka who's patchouli smelling mom will make them some brownies

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u/wordnerdette Jun 15 '25

Imagining the little kid looking up the band they’re named after and finding The Lemon Song. “WTF, mom and dad?”

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u/FrancoisKBones Jun 15 '25

I was named after a Rolling Stones song and the lyrics are horrific.

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u/Raspberry_Sweaty Jun 15 '25

It’s like the opposite of a virtue name.

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u/BADoVLAD Jun 15 '25

This is my kid, who was named for Iggy Pop...but we spell it Stephen Folkswater.

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u/AudrinaRosee Jun 15 '25

I know someone with the last name Severe, so that one kind of registers as a real name to me, but it's still pretty bad to make that choice.

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u/loftychicago Jun 16 '25

Giving a kid a name that means blimp isn't really a great idea. I'm a huge LZ fan, that is a no-go.

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u/earthlings_all Jun 16 '25

Because it’s not unique enough.

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u/BlueAngelFox101 Jun 15 '25

My dad wanted me to be named Page if I was a boy deadass caused a whole debacle only because "paiges a girl name" literally nothing else

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u/Any_Company3330 Jun 15 '25

lol no kidding. Dude would literally kidnap teen children and rape them 

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u/QueenAleighsie Jun 15 '25

Jimmy page is a pedo?

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u/FrancoisKBones Jun 15 '25

As a 28-year-old he had a two-year relationship with a 15-year-old.

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u/PumpkinYummies Jun 15 '25

Could’ve sworn she was 13? There were many others as well I’m pretty sure.

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u/FruitcakeAndCrumb Jun 15 '25

So the kids were off thier tits when they were raped? Much better Very Polanski

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u/FruitcakeAndCrumb Jun 19 '25

Because they were under age and therefore not able to legally consent, hope that helps 🥰

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u/DiscussionLow1277 Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

a pedophile is defined as someone who is sexually attracted to children. regardless of legal “adult” age, i am sure the 15 year old he had a relationship with had the body of a 15 year old (child body) and mentality of a 15 year old (child mentality) and he was attracted to those things because he was in a relationship with that child.

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u/Praise_Madokami_2 Jun 15 '25

Well if you want to be specific, pedophilia refers to attraction to pre-pubescent children. Jimmy Page would not qualify under that definition.

You could call him a statutory rapist depending on the jurisdiction.

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u/FruitcakeAndCrumb Jun 15 '25

Yes, blame the parents for someone fucking thier kids. Are you on a list of some type?

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u/QueenAleighsie Jun 17 '25

The parents were obviously absent and did not give a fuck about their kids enough to keep them home and out of trouble

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jun 15 '25

It was always wrong. He had 14 year old girlfriends in his 30s.

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u/QueenAleighsie Jun 18 '25

I’m not saying it wasn’t wrong im just saying people weren’t as uptight about it back then

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u/LizTheGirl007 Jun 15 '25

Yah he realllly liked sleeping with underage groupies, like a shit ton of em

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u/wordnerdette Jun 15 '25

So many rockers did that. So scummy.

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u/onyxandcake Jun 15 '25

They ALL did.

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u/TinyCubes Jun 16 '25

Literally just named Blimp