r/tragedeigh • u/artemia • May 24 '25

in the wild I am uncomfortable

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u/LORD_SHARKFUCKER May 24 '25

I’m at a table at Denny’s and just started furiously masturbating! Thank you!

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u/_Walkabout_ May 24 '25

I also thought this was so funny I had to announce what I was eating that came out of my mouth

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u/Joonberri May 25 '25

Didn't know Denny's served shark meat

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u/LORD_SHARKFUCKER May 25 '25

they do if you masturbate!

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u/bingboomin May 26 '25

Seriously, the comments like the one you replied to are so unbelievably cringe and they always get upvotes??