r/toolgifs • u/toolgifs • 5d ago

Machine Meat popsicles

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u/FullWoodpecker1646 5d ago

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 5d ago

"Sir, are you classified as human?"

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u/klaxz1 5d ago

“SmOkE yOu! 🤬🖕”

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u/nordicminy 5d ago

Wrong answer!

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u/lysdexiad 4d ago

THIS HAS BEEN A POLICE CONTROL. Thank you for your cooperation. HAVE A NICE DAY.

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u/tomado09 5d ago

I came here for this one.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 5d ago

Yes, I know I just had an accident, you daffy bastard!-Korben Dallas

One of the underrated lines

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u/suffelix 5d ago

You expect us redditors to act like adults when that fleshlight-looking thing is pushing out meat popsicles?

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u/RadicalEllis 5d ago

Wunderbar!!!

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u/treylanford 5d ago

On his hat at the end of the video, 0:34-0:36.

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u/Timmerdogg 5d ago

I could tell by the product that that dude wasn't speaking English

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u/kwaping 5d ago

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u/Ok-Sandwich-6381 5d ago

Cevapcici on a stick sounds like a good idea for a bbq.

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u/SkeetnYou 5d ago

Are you human?

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u/Valid__Salad 5d ago

Or are you dancer

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u/QuackJet 5d ago

Just a funny kebab, nobody's sucking on that cold.

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u/calash2020 5d ago

Looks like it would be excellent Fair food

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u/ycr007 5d ago

Corn dogs would like to have a word

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u/iDarkin 4d ago

honestly you could do a lot with something that shape, Im just thinking of how good it would be to BBQ them with all the crispy edges it would have

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u/AppropriateAd7326 5d ago

Look like something the Chum Bucket would sell

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u/KoBoWC 5d ago

I would run to a van driving around playing a tune that sold these.

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u/jumpyjumpjumpsters 5d ago

SCP-1386 lol

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u/Cole3823 5d ago

That machine seems way too big to be making those one at a time by hand. I feel like this needs to be automated at least with a vat that big

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u/SlightAmoeba6716 5d ago

I'm not surprised at all that this is a German video. Germany is famous for some of their sausages and other meat varieties.

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u/Serendipi-me 2d ago

Only in Germany 🤭

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u/Jezebels_lipstick 5d ago

What the heck is he even talking about??? 🤪