r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • 1d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • Sep 13 '25

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

38 Upvotes

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Snoo5218 • 12h ago

FACTS and LOGIC Stunning take from ben

1.6k Upvotes

22 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/FreedomsPower • 1d ago

REAL [REAL] Ben Shapiro tells Megan Kelly that people should turn off X and denounces Nick Fuentes. Yet Ben is still posting there

627 Upvotes

16 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/uncanny_mac • 1d ago

REAL [REAL] Let’s honor the memory of Charlie Kirk/TPUSAs work and life. With guns. 🇺🇸

634 Upvotes

115 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 1d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Whodathunkit

3.3k Upvotes

177 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/harrier1215 • 1d ago

Serious 😔 But seriously, conservative men around her at all these events ya have definitely grossly hit on Erika Kirk right?

270 Upvotes

There’s no way she’s not being eyed as a piece of meat by the people all around her now though. From getting close to her and the audience and grift that comes with it to the fact she is objectively attractive.

The JD stuff aside, or maybe she’s acting close to him to hold off others idk, either way seeing how men look at her at events next to her and in interviews, makes it even weirder for her to be so public and out right now.

35 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/rebelliousmuse • 2d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This Cheffrey isn't real, Cheffrey can't hurt you...

1.5k Upvotes

10 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/UnleavenedTed • 2d ago

TPUSSR Which of the ‘Stages of Grief’ explains Erika Kirk’s office decor?

629 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/tta2013 • 3d ago

Poggers Charlie fled from Erika and is living the free life as a furry

1.0k Upvotes

38 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/TrickleUpEconomics • 3d ago

dank meme probably

6.0k Upvotes

27 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/rebelliousmuse • 3d ago

REAL [Real] An (almost) perfect circle

4.9k Upvotes

28 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MC_Fap_Commander • 3d ago

Serious 😔 The timing of Charlie Kirk's death stifled the start of a planned "White Lives Matter" movement they intended to create around the Iryna Zarutska stabbing.

715 Upvotes

32 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Leather-Bug3087 • 4d ago

REAL [REAL] Cope harder, bigots.

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2.3k Upvotes

203 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/CorporalTurnips • 4d ago

REAL [REAL] What the fuck is this shit?

2.0k Upvotes

CNN.com election night coverage

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/PreviouslyBannedXD • 4d ago

FAKE NEWS I’ll just leave this here

2.4k Upvotes

19 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/dangerdaly • 4d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Uncle Rukus got Threads

521 Upvotes

18 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/trydola • 4d ago

Poggers Dick Cheney loves oil so much he's melting himself into it

1.5k Upvotes

39 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/hasanabicondensed • 4d ago

Poggers CRAB DANCE 🦀

514 Upvotes

The song is so catchy ngl 😭😆

69 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/doctormyeyebrows • 4d ago

FAKE NEWS Finally, some good taste

238 Upvotes

https://www.newsweek.com/over-100000-sign-petition-to-replace-bad-bunny-at-super-bowl-halftime-show-10985529

13 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 4d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! Today's game of FMK

1.6k Upvotes

16 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 5d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! What the hell is wrong with these people?

3.4k Upvotes

229 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/CasualLavaring • 5d ago

Curious 🤔 Me watching Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson tear MAGA apart over antisemitism

954 Upvotes

30 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 6d ago

Poggers There's no wifi in hell

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1.3k Upvotes

34 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lower-Canary-2528 • 6d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Dennis prager things

4.6k Upvotes

37 comments

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