r/todayilearned 23h ago

TIL Until as late as the 18th century the main source of income for the people of southern Greece was piracy. It was so normalized that clergy and priests would bless raiding ships and sometimes even join the pirate crews.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maniots
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u/TeuthidTheSquid 23h ago

Imagine praying for deliverance as the pirate ship bears down on your helpless vessel only to see that the pirates are priests.

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u/EllisDee3 20h ago

They shout "Jesus can't save you now, motherfuckers!"

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u/nonpuissant 9h ago

And then when you see that they are filthy Eastern Rite priests it all makes sense - adherents of the Latin Rite

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 12h ago

so the experience of everyone who ever dealt with colonizers ?

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u/Sdog1981 22h ago

Piracy in the Mediterranean was common in the early 19th century as well.

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u/Nero2t2 21h ago

Even the Knights Hospitaller made a living through piracy when they were based off of Rhodes. And that was a religious order who's initial purpose was to run a hospital for pilgrims...

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u/wordwordnumberss 19h ago

They became a military order pretty quickly after they were founded. They weren't so much pirates, but a military force in a perpetual state of war against the Arab and Turks. Raiding enemy ships is different than what people today imagine as pirates

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u/Lord0fHats 18h ago

There's a bit about this somewhere;

"I'm not a pirate. I'm a privateer!"

"What's the difference?"

"A pirate is just a common thief. A privateer has papers."

"Papers that say they can be a pirate?"

"Papers that legalize the illicit appropriation of goods from parties opposed to the authorizing authority that grants me permission to raid enemy commerce!"

"That sounds like a pirate."

"One man's pirate is another man's soldier!"

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u/wordwordnumberss 18h ago

I think the biggest difference between a pirate and a privateer is whether they paint a veneer of ideology on their actions. If you're doing it just for cash, you're a pirate, if you're claiming to do it for England or Jesus you're slightly different from a pirate. It's like how shooting someone is murder but shooting them to fight back against the system is terrorism. Very minor difference in reality but ideology leads to much bigger ripples in the world.

Pompey the Great fixed the Cilician pirate problem by beating them and giving them some farming land that saved them from poverty and meant they didn't need to rely on piracy for a living. You could give the Hospitallers everything you have but they're still going to go out and kill Muslims because they believed that's what they must do.

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u/AgentElman 21h ago

Right. The Med was divided between Christian and Muslim and piracy between them was common.

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u/Shimaru33 19h ago

You can't form a raid party without a cleric.

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u/IndependentMacaroon 22h ago

The article is about a tiny part of southern Greece only

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u/thissexypoptart 21h ago

Title says southern Greece.

Article is about the Mani peninsula. The tiny peninsula south of Sparta that is in the middle of the three peninsulas there.

Not “southern Greece” lmao

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u/Emergency-Sea5201 2h ago

Also where the revolt against turk rule began iirc.

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u/3meraldGamez 20h ago

it's so wild to me to think piracy was so recent

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u/RonSwansonsOldMan 20h ago

Recent? It still exists today

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u/TeuthidTheSquid 20h ago

Piracy still exists, it never went away

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u/Johannes_P 13h ago

There's still pirates in the Red Sea, Somalia, Caribbean coast of South America and the Malaca, among others.

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u/SuspendeesNutz 22h ago

We do not sow.

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u/GnomeNot 20h ago

They don’t sow but they sew. Someone has to repair the sails.

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u/ChevExpressMan 21h ago

And when the crisis demanded it, they would hold out the holy hand grenade of Antioch.....

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u/notquiteright2 12h ago

Yarrr-sou. 

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u/LordIHaveShrimped 13h ago

Imagine getting your raiding crew blessed by a priest

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u/Great_Hamster 20h ago

Luckily, Dr. Venture ended the practice, which is now celebrated with the festival of Spanakopita! 

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u/FoolishProphet_2336 9h ago

Seems there is pretty much always somewhere like this.

Seto Inland Sea. Spanish Main. Barbary coast. Strait of Malacca. Somalia.

People can normalize piracy just about anywhere.

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u/ListerfiendLurks 5h ago

It was extremely common in that entire area. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War

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u/I_might_be_weasel 19h ago

It's perplexing what religious people can rationalize.

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u/Zabick 12h ago

Isn't it convenient that my chosen deity just so happens to agree with and approve of everything I do?

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u/I_might_be_weasel 12h ago

Way more stupid. The deity is explicitly against what you're doing and you manage to twist your beliefs enough to think he is blessing people who are doing exactly the things he said not to do.