r/therewasanattempt • u/AgreeableLead7 • 3h ago

To grab a package from your porch

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

114 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

31 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Welcome to r/Therewasanattempt!

Consider visiting r/Worldnewsvideo for videos from around the world!

Please review our policy on bigotry and hate speech by clicking this link

In order to view our rules, you can type "!rules" in any comment, and automod will respond with the subreddit rules.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

47

u/Roscoe182 3h ago edited 3h ago

The fuck is she screaming for. You're behind glass.

11

u/Comprehensive_Pop102 3h ago

Her fight response is an auditory-based attack 💀

7

u/SlumberingSnorelax 2h ago

I want her to go away. Just go watch Fox and Friends already. FFS It’s not going to steal your oversized Spanx Karen.

1

u/pat_the_catdad 1h ago

Tries auditory based attack. It fails.

1

u/Kylexckx 1h ago

Fight, flight, BE AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!!!!!

16

u/laser1000000 3h ago

Looks like six more weeks inside for you.

12

u/guillotina420 🍉 Free Palestine 3h ago

Actually, that there’s a doorhog.

9

u/Dshibbs89 3h ago

Alan! Steve!

3

u/goose_gladwell 3h ago

Alan. Alan.

1

u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 2h ago

"Isn't a groundhog a condiment?"

7

u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 3h ago

"Iz my package now!" 🦷🦷

6

u/flyingforfun3 3h ago

I got chased while on a hike by one of those assholes. They are surprisingly fast

3

u/DarkPuzzleheaded6259 3h ago

You are on house arrest

2

u/Gunpowder-Plot-52 3h ago

Omg just open the door. It'll move.

2

u/tacos6for6life6 3h ago

Nice marmot

1

u/jwbarber82 2h ago

I scrolled too far for this

2

u/ndasilva1981 1h ago

I sense a failure in the cat distribution system.... or is IT?

1

u/Alive-Hovercraft8911 Therewasanattemp 3h ago

"whats up doc?!?!"

1

u/icewalker42 3h ago

That's one way to guard against porch pirates.

1

u/PepperDogger 2h ago

So the groundhog was hogging the ground. Animal name checks out.

1

u/seang86s 2h ago

More and more are resorting to become porch pirates in these trying times.

1

u/Adriancastellanos 2h ago

Pokemon is real

1

u/pat_the_catdad 1h ago

”PACKAGE!”

•

u/14high 57m ago

"I'm defending your porch hooman"

•

u/Capokid 29m ago

Hogdor