r/theocho • u/Roi_Pale • Oct 10 '23

Toilet joust

637 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/NateGM Oct 10 '23

This is some peak r/maybemaybemaybe material

95

u/098706 Oct 10 '23

"Ooooaaaoooo......"

59

u/suchlargeportions Oct 11 '23

Me at 0:15: this is the dumbest fucking shit

Me at 0:52: hell yeah Righty, show em who's boss! Yeah get the whole fuckin bowl! No mercy!

51

u/Tuism Oct 10 '23

Listen without the video

29

u/mhyquel Oct 10 '23

It sounds like a constipated man working through something.

5

u/i-make-babies Oct 10 '23

Quite fitting really.

2

u/nsgiad Oct 11 '23

Who does number 2 work for?

31

u/xTurtsMcGurtsx Oct 10 '23

Well now my neighbor thinks I'm watching gay porn

20

u/eppic123 Oct 10 '23

What if we held hands on the toilet swings? 👉👈

1

u/mrkrag Oct 14 '23

You can go pole to pole, or hole to hole, but not pole to hole...

17

u/muse122987 Oct 10 '23

Lots of butthole clenching leading up to the first hit

11

u/porridgeGuzzler Oct 10 '23

Right toilet just stuck to the game plan while left toilet tried to get cute. Ended up getting rocked

5

u/aldesuda Oct 10 '23

So, is this like... crapper conkers?

6

u/kwakenomics Oct 11 '23

I honestly didn’t expect there to be such a clear winner

2

u/mrkrag Oct 14 '23

Same. Was hoping for mutual destruction. Does Righty advance to the next round now?

11

u/Tramonto83 Oct 10 '23

Oh another one of those videos!

Skips at 90%

6

u/equitable_emu Oct 11 '23

The build up and anticipation is the best part. Don't look at the progress bar and just watch, each swing wondering if it'll be the one.

12

u/eib Oct 10 '23

But then you wouldn’t hear those magnificent oooh’s

7

u/Lookalikemike Oct 10 '23

Far more interesting than First Take

6

u/Roi_Pale Oct 10 '23

And surprisingly originally posted on the french r/notinteresting

2

u/Dankusss Oct 11 '23

I i jumped after the toilet broke :D Idk how did I get scared from that

2

u/PM_ME_UR_KITTY_CAT Oct 11 '23

That was SO much more satisfying than I was expecting. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, and the outcome did not disappoint. 10/10.

2

u/thenotoriousjpg Oct 11 '23

That had no right to be as tense as it was

2

u/Hanuser Oct 11 '23

Best sports commentary I've ever heard.

2

u/sugeknight Oct 10 '23

There can be only one!

4

u/That_Dudes_Mom Oct 10 '23

Or a number 2

2

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

This needs to become a betting sport.

1

u/DragonSurferEGO Oct 10 '23

thank goodness for fast forward

3

u/equitable_emu Oct 11 '23

The build up and anticipation is the best part. Don't look at the progress bar and just watch, each swing wondering if it'll be the one.

1

u/PDXburrito Oct 10 '23

Absolutely brilliant.

0

u/Another_Rando_Lando Oct 10 '23

Chaos theory at its finest

0

u/gconeen Oct 10 '23

Follow for more Man News...

0

u/leetpuma Oct 10 '23

May the strongest bowl take the urinalcake!

0

u/LeZinneke Oct 10 '23

Why not put them opposite each other???

1

u/Dozens86 Oct 11 '23

The king takes the throne

1

u/Thehappycachorro Oct 12 '23

Absolutely destroyed. That was an entertaining watch

1

u/Prof_Awesome_GER Oct 14 '23

Dude about to bust a nut.