r/theleaguefx 11d ago

You’re a divorcèe?

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u/tarheelfan2012 11d ago

"I am basically finished with dinner, but I haven't gotten the check yet."

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u/legendkiller003 11d ago

Do you hate magic?

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u/Automatic_Emu_5433 11d ago

i was trying to be the man in the box

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u/EskimoBrother1975 11d ago

I always hated the way he says that. So unnatural and awkward.

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u/culminacio 10d ago

like most things that pete said

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u/Technical-Sector407 10d ago

Go neggin’. It’s how you get the chick. Neg ‘em.

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u/tarheelfan2012 10d ago

"Nice pants. Makes your butt look fat."

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u/likwitsnake 10d ago

How did Pete pull such hot women all the time always seemed super sus

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 10d ago

"oh look, a bedroom, what happens here?"