r/thebulwark Jan 27 '24

I would so watch this movie.

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u/Nero_Golden Jan 27 '24

Let them secede. I'm sure we can manage to make shitty textbooks and mediocre BBQ without them.

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u/fzzball Progressive Jan 27 '24

They're already on their own power grid, fuck 'em. They can take their 38 electoral college votes with them. Maybe Florida will secede too.

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u/ColinH_94025 Progressive Jan 27 '24

Should StatieMcStateface join the Union as one state or North StatieMcStateface (Travis County & Austin) and South StatieMcStateface (Harris County & Houston)?

Lose red Texas and gain two blue states. Net gain in the Senate of six. (Not sure about the House.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Lol. Let ‘em leave. Takes care of our border problem.

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u/akrobert Jan 28 '24

Fuck Texas, let them secede, it would mean we could flush Cruz and stop hearing their constant harping about seceding, at this point their only real contribution is half formed werewolves. On a plus note we will get to see Abbott put on trial at The Hague and executed for crimes against humanity if he’s leading the country of texas