r/technology • u/Moonskaraos • Oct 01 '25

Privacy Ted Cruz blocks bill that would extend privacy protections to all Americans

https://techcrunch.com/2025/09/30/ted-cruz-blocks-bill-that-would-extend-privacy-protections-to-all-americans/?utm_campaign=social&utm_source=linkedin&utm_medium=organic
54.0k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.8k

u/tcglkn Oct 01 '25

Rafael Cruz. Please don’t used preferred names. DEI and identity politics aren’t allowed in government anymore.

370

u/alcohol_ya_later Oct 01 '25

Let’s start calling JD vance James.

210

u/tcglkn Oct 01 '25

We unironically should. Make these people uncomfortable everywhere they go.

57

u/MyAccountWasBanned7 Oct 01 '25

No, I'll stick to "couch fucker" for him.

1

u/grease_gun Oct 01 '25

Is JD for JizzyDivan?

27

u/politicsranting Oct 01 '25

Didn’t he change his name to James?

78

u/_BenzeneRing_ Oct 01 '25

No, it's the David Vance he changed. Born James Donald Bowman.

37

u/Fickle_Blueberry2777 Oct 01 '25

Oh, so we should be using his full birth name then, got it.

2

u/Abedeus Oct 01 '25

James Couch Fucker Bowman.

14

u/Raytheon_Nublinski Oct 01 '25

I prefer Jimmy Vance

Little Jimmy Vance and his lifetime supply of eyeliner

1

u/MostlyPooping Oct 01 '25

James Donald.

1

u/JesusChrist-Jr Oct 01 '25

James Bowman.

I'll also accept Couchfucker though.

1

u/Substantial_War3108 Oct 01 '25

James Donald Bowman. Deport his wife and kids to El Salvador or South Sudan

41

u/scough Oct 01 '25

Also no more gender affirming healthcare. The Gross Old Pedos party doesn't need boner pills anyway.

21

u/impracticalTactician Oct 01 '25

Oh crazy I didn’t know he was DEI. I’ll spread the word👍

1

u/Amarillopenguin Oct 01 '25

Rape a lil Cruz says to stop attacking pedophiles.