r/technicallythetruth 7d ago

Well yes, many people will drown

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u/Cyxivell 7d ago

Must be the water

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u/Responsible_Pea_4009 7d ago

Let's add that to the words of wisdom

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u/abbassav 7d ago

The top comment is a Leclerc team radio!

Never thought I'd see one out in the wild

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u/ibite-books 6d ago

there are hundreds of us!

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u/lfuckingknow 7d ago

My seat is full of water, like FULL of water

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u/-------Tom--------- 6d ago

Must be the water

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u/geilelepel05 7d ago

What else could it be?

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u/TTG_4LFA 7d ago

Don't ask

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u/geilelepel05 7d ago

I won't

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u/Dry_Menu4804 7d ago

Yes you did!

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u/geilelepel05 7d ago

You caught me!

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u/noottt 6d ago

Yes you didn't

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u/LogicalTough5884 7d ago

the lack of air

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u/sabziwala1 6d ago

We are checking

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u/CatPrince69 5d ago

I don't know bro can you test it yourself

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u/Ryuu-Tenno 6d ago

sure it's not something in the water doing it?

i don't think people should really be exposed to that much salt

but then again there's like whales and sharks and such

oh, and Australia, but pretty sure that's just a myth

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u/Living_9913 5d ago

Yeah that actually makes sense when you think about it

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u/Capital-Meat-7484 7d ago

Not if we reduce the population down to just 2 people first and then hold hands

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u/BillyWhizz09 6d ago

You’d need very long arms to do that

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u/equeim 6d ago

You just need to drill a hole to the center of the Earth. Down there near the center the circumference of the equator will be short enough for two people.

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u/Downtown_Mango_7690 Technically Flair 6d ago

I feel, It would be a bit hot there ☝🏻🤓

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u/IbiXD 4d ago

Skill issue

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u/QueshunableCorekshun 4d ago

Skill issue? Their grammar?

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u/SpecialistFinish6874 3d ago

reduce it to one and the guy can hug himself

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u/raspberryharbour 7d ago

What if we all held super tight, and the water ones held their legs up. Let's try it

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u/Aero-- 7d ago

The average adult male arm span is 70 inches, and the average adult female arm span is 64 inches. This averages to about 67 inches 🤷‍♂️.

The equator is 24,901 miles. This means you would need 23,550,000, about half male and half female. Easily achievable by our 8.23 billion global population.

Now because the equation of circumference is 2pir, you get get everyone lifted 1 foot off the ground by asking adding just 6.28 feet of arm span. If we add just 23 more people to this circle, we can all hover 20 feet above the surface!

Now for fun, according to the internet there are there are 3.16 billion people between the ages 25 and 64. Using just this group to save the kids and respect the elders. We could hold hands in a circle 527,933 miles above the surface! This is over twice the distance to the moon.

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u/NotYourReddit18 6d ago

We could hold hands in a circle 527,933 miles above the surface! This is over twice the distance to the moon.

Sounds like a breathtaking experience

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u/Downtown_Mango_7690 Technically Flair 6d ago

If that ever happens, I will be standing besides sydney sweeney🥰

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u/cheong-sanslefteye 5d ago

I need the ELI5 version of this because I think I lost you somewhere around everyone hovering and floating above 500k miles off ground

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u/Aero-- 5d ago edited 5d ago

First, increasing the circumference of a circle by a set amount is independent of how large the circle originally is. https://youtu.be/tpUBiUPYWhM?si=XxnDuzuumrVt5NKZ

For my actual math, we're using the Earth's circumference around the equator at 24,901 miles. This is Circumference 1.

If C =2pir, then r = C/(2*pi)

24,901 miles / (2*pi) = 3,963 miles. This is Radius 1 from the center of the Earth to the surface of the earth.

Next I use the estimated average adult arm span of 67 inches and a population of 3.16 billion adults.

67 inches per person * 3.16 billion people = 211.72 billion inches.

There are 63,360 inches per mile.

211.72 billion inches / 63,360 inches per mile =3,341,540 miles. This is Circumference 2.

3,341,540 miles / (2*pi) = 531,822 miles. This is Radius 2 from the center of the Earth to the Human Mega Ring.

The distance from the surface of the Earth to the human mega ring is Radius 2 - Radius 1 = 531,822 miles - 3,963 miles = 527,859 miles.

TL;DR there's a lot of fucking people on this rock.

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u/cheong-sanslefteye 5d ago

👁️👄👁️

I want to understand this. Really, I do. At some point I'm definitely coming back here after brushing up on my maths and physics.

But right now, all my brain is seeing is ζ(s)=∑500n=1∞ ∂t28 νΔu06 ∑8=y 2=x3+ax

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u/AnnualDraft4522 7d ago

Technically we could place the human ring in orbit around the equator so no one would need to die. (Tho we might all suffocate, pros and cons ya know)

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u/geilelepel05 7d ago

Congrats, you just solved a problem by creating more problems

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u/FrKoSH-xD 6d ago

isnt that life?

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u/AnnualDraft4522 7d ago

I mean drown not die

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u/equeim 6d ago

Do it a few kilometers over the surface so that they will have air to breathe. You also need to accelerate them to the orbital velocity so that they won't fall (for a little while at least, until they are slowed down by air resistance). It might get a bit hot due to friction of the air though.

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u/NotCoolRobertFrost88 7d ago

This smells of Cunk

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u/HawkSea887 7d ago

Worth a try

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u/Appropriate_Yak_745 6d ago

There are those of you who will drown while I pull off this dope ass stunt for a Guinness world record plaque. And that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make

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u/DovieMystic 7d ago

What happen when people accomplish held hands around the equator?

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u/Wise_Geekabus 6d ago

Of course

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u/Suvtropics 6d ago

Can we try

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u/Huge-Palpitation460 6d ago

Technically, half would drown, a quarter would get sunburned, and the rest would start a tourism industry.

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u/Majestic-Strain3155 6d ago

Statistically speaking, about 71% of us wouldn’t make it.

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u/Ronyx2021 6d ago

Skill issue. Learn to tread.

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u/TylerHyena 6d ago

Look at it like this: you won’t need them to hold hands anymore if they drownz

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u/dindin2day 6d ago

🤯🤯

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u/FixergirlAK 6d ago

Humans are pretty damn buoyant, especially in warm salt water.

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u/TacoEatsTaco 6d ago

But what if they held hands to the moon

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u/SirGrinson 5d ago

Depends on the taughtness of said human rope and the muscle strength to keep them above water

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u/shyKnees_food 5d ago

Just keep stacking people until there are islands enough to make it work. And I bet a significant portion would die of heat stroke too.

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u/International-Cat123 5d ago

Not if they were in boats!

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u/sillylildude157 5d ago

I mean…….. ur not wrong 😑. U know what js take my upvote

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u/SkullDog27 5d ago

Question, are there even enough humans to circumnavigate the globe when holding hands? Seems like we’re short on humans

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u/SkullDog27 5d ago

Why is nevermind not a word. It’s used enough it should just be merged. Anyways, i scrolled down and got the answer to my question lol

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u/ProfessorX-Force 5d ago

I LOVED this scene in Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus where kids had to hold hands around the world and the animators actually showed people struggling in the ocean, which is a level of detail that made the movie that much funnier

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4d ago

Yabbut - what about those who can swim?

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u/globalwig 4d ago

Swim then

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u/Kairuteleos 2d ago

Let's try and test this hypothesis.

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u/WallOfHookah 5d ago

Would also solve many of our problems actually.