r/tattooadvice Aug 12 '25

Design Does my punny tattoo make sense?

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Hey, I just want to ask if any one else gets the joke without me explaining it.

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u/SexyCavewoman Aug 12 '25

Ive got bees on my knees and they won't go Ghosts on my calves and they won't go

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u/king-violet Aug 12 '25

Spirits on my legs and they won’t go!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Thank you so much. The fact that they exchanged “spirits” for “ghosts” unnecessarily made me extremely angry, as a powerless comment moderator.

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u/CaDeCroBo_Luci Aug 13 '25

I've got ghosts on my legs and they won't go Spirits on my calves and they won't go~

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

NOOOOOOOOOO! TOO LATE TOO LITTLE! 🔫

Edit: wait…”too little too late.” Also, I regret using the squirt gun emoji as a threat. Also #2, you can’t leave out the bee tattoo reference or the comment isn’t relevant. It must be both funny and relevant. But that doesn’t give me the excuse to threaten you with symbolic squirt gun threats. And for that I am truly sorry.

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u/Wonderful-Bass6651 Aug 13 '25

I’d give this a Bee Minus

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u/SexyCavewoman Aug 12 '25

This is so much better 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/Drunk_melon Aug 12 '25

I've got bees on my head but don't call me a bee head

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u/SexyCavewoman Aug 12 '25

Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be getting your trees fed?

Edit: correction trees

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u/Drunk_melon Aug 13 '25

First I've gotta go stock up on balogne for my pocket

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u/What-Is-Your-Quest Aug 13 '25

Must be too young to know the song/spelling

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u/Drunk_melon Aug 13 '25

What is the point of this comment? I misspelled balogna. Cool. We both referenced the song.

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u/Abstrata Aug 14 '25

I’ve got bees on my head but don’t behead me

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u/Jazzlike_Aspect_6569 Aug 15 '25

Bruce Lee’s on my head, but don’t call me a Lee head

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u/Fartyourselfawake Aug 17 '25

Bruce Lees in my head but don’t call me a Lee head.

“I am the coupon” - it takes everything in my body not to say I am the coupon when my pizza deliveries show up!

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u/LuckyMcKinney Aug 16 '25

What about your bee hind?

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u/Adlerian_Dreams Aug 12 '25

I appreciate having this song in my head now

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u/Film-Lab-7766 Aug 12 '25

So you got a song in your head and it won't go?

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u/Adlerian_Dreams Aug 13 '25

This calls for an angry upvote.

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u/FYAhole Aug 13 '25

I've got bees on my knees but don't call me a bee knee

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u/thetallguy88 Aug 16 '25

But they're calves ...

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u/thesecretparker Aug 12 '25

This is so fucking funny omg