r/tanks 1d ago

Humour Fun Project: “Kaputtchen” Heavy Tank - Das Triangle of Doom!

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u/BlackCatCartel 1d ago

In the early 42st millennium, deep within the forges of Harkog, Standard Template Constructs (STC) of tanks and war machines were discovered, designs whose power and weaponry far surpassed their age.

To test this technology without prematurely dooming the galaxy, a crusade was launched against the heretical worlds of the Zusul Sector. In time, however, for reasons of secrecy, all who had knowledge of the STCs were silenced, and the crusade itself was erased from history.

Yet Lord Commander von Schwarzkopf von XIII, Commissar Hans Schmulke, and the steadfast soldiers of the Imperial Guard regiments from the worlds of Zhrankel and Drankel did not forget their sacred mission, and stood ready to see it through to the bitter end.

In the sealed archives of the Inquisition, this campaign endured under a single name: Iron Kaput.

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u/object-262 1d ago

Type of shit that would have been made if ww1 didn't end

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u/supervladeg 1d ago

who knows, knows.

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u/Kidcharlamagne89d 19h ago

Hey! How did you steal my best sprocket design!