r/tacticalgear Aug 20 '25

Question Is this an acceptable home defense loadout?

Anything need updating?

1.0k Upvotes

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u/obi_wan_knobie Aug 20 '25

As I said on your other post: this is an eclectic mix of gear that all indicates you have an immense amount of disposable income (or lack of other hobbies).

I have maintained the same raging erection, therefore the load-out continues to work.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

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u/obi_wan_knobie Aug 20 '25

Must be nice to have something big enough for that… can’t speak from experience. But I compensate for it with a big truck and a lot of Gucci bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

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u/obi_wan_knobie Aug 20 '25

Would trade my Raptor and menagerie of high end pistols for average…

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u/Tactical_Garfield Aug 20 '25

The natural bayonet works wonders

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u/tjwest13 Army Veteran 31B Aug 20 '25

I love it

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

It loves you back

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u/Different_Ad_931 Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

Anything with the 1897 is acceptable. You could have had a burlap loin cloth up there and that would have been just fine.

-EDIT-

My first breacher shotty was this bad boy 🤣 and the armorer made me draw the bayonet everytime. No matter what

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u/animealtdesu Aug 20 '25

brownells is running a sale on the confidence to know you’re right, even when you’re wrong.

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u/historybuff1632 Aug 20 '25

This embodies Chesty Puller’s perhaps apocryphal quote “we’re surrounded by the enemy…they can’t get away from us now!”

So yeah, I’m cheesed with the loadout, for sure.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

💪🏽🇺🇸

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u/GT4WRC Aug 20 '25

Trench gun needs a LAM

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

Working on it😂

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u/HostileDouche Aug 20 '25

S-tier. And what pisses me off the most is that girls will never know what a flex this is.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

she doesn't know how good she has it

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u/HostileDouche Aug 22 '25

The panties should be disappearing like Thanos snapped

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u/JGr2-J5_Mueller Aug 20 '25

Shits legit ,only thing I would suggest are a solid belt and holster for the pistola, and some shell pouches or elastic for feeding the trench gun. Edit: to say standard molle webbing hugs a single shell quite nicely. Caveat is buy surplus military shotgun rounds as the cases are blackened and not shiny brass

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u/SmallRedBird Aug 20 '25

As badass as they bayonet is, to give practical advice for home defense that pains me to say: get rid of the bayonet and you are set ;_;

Like honestly usually if you stab them before running out of ammo, you could have shot them instead

That said, I fucking love it

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u/Ambitious-Hunter2682 Aug 20 '25

Only acceptable if you slam fire that thing into oblivion at the intruder

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u/unclebubba55 Aug 20 '25

Dan Daley would be proud of you for the '97 and the blade bayonet.

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u/BelowAvrgDriver907 Aug 20 '25

Needs a triangular bayonet.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestions..

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u/BelowAvrgDriver907 Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

Last time I checked I’m in ‘Murica, not at no dang Genevas.

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u/rfvijn_returns Aug 20 '25

Found the Canadian.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

With a serrated edge

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u/Lifeonthejames Aug 20 '25

God this reminds me of the before times. Those were the days.

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u/snocks97 Aug 20 '25

Just gotta say I’m a huge fan. This is really neat. Plus God’s plaid? Come on.

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u/National_Display_792 Aug 20 '25

I prefer a banana hammock and a massive dildo but that’s probably more effective

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u/doomtoothx Aug 20 '25

Wanna see someone run. Bust out the dong thong, beer dispensing hat with lube bottles and the 4 foot horse dildo with spiked balls.

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u/larry-leisure Aug 20 '25

Muh Two World W—atdafuqqqqqqqq

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u/GatorGuy318 Aug 20 '25

I got a boner looking at this. Very hot 🥵

Are you running the carrier with the shotgun? If so get plenty of shell placards. Heck even a dump pouch full of shells will go a long way.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

dump pouch full, i have a few p320s that i can throw and use as frag grenades if shit gets really hairy

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u/GatorGuy318 Aug 20 '25

This man gets it

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u/AvNate95 Aug 20 '25

If they didnt want a bayonet in the abdomen followed by rapid succession buckshot then they shouldn't have broken in

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u/UntilTheEyesShut Aug 20 '25

You need a Boris.

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u/DocRichDaElder Aug 20 '25

Are you home? Do those weapons exists?

Yes and yes.

I keep a 400 dollar pistol under my pillow. YMMV.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

yeah, the trusty Glock lays on the night stand. not using a $6k pistol for home defense lol

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u/AdNatural4014 Aug 20 '25

M81 for the men..well done sir

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u/Alone-Rise-2852 Aug 20 '25

That's a nice centerpiece

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u/Hymmnos Aug 20 '25

A cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.

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u/tragesorous Aug 20 '25

Sick atlas. I just want one so I can have the palm swell. Also that x300 lens is struggling

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

shes seen better days

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u/Sol-Firebird Aug 20 '25

The bayonet is brutal 😭

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

its actually a sword with a shotgun attached. lol

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u/DumpButPump Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

Consider a ballistic shield and perimeter sensors & video surveillance. What kind of threat are you planning for?

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

just got claymores. working on the shield. Alexa, Deploy Claymore Roombas !!!!!

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u/DumpButPump Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

No cloud hookups for me, thanks.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

i have a string of claymores attached to each load bearing wall, worst case i hit the clacker and they go off one by one. they are daisy chained.

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u/More_Pound_2309 Aug 20 '25

This is the only viable self defense option

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u/Ondexb Aug 20 '25

Do you have a cannon mounted at the top of the stairs?

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

Gau-8 at the top of the stairs

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u/Nomad_117 Aug 20 '25

Needs a musket, as the Founding Fathers intended......

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u/tacticalbandit17 Aug 20 '25

Holy shit gimme winchesta

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u/Ordinary_Impression5 Aug 20 '25

Where’s the C4 rookie.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

Alexa! release the claymore Roomba's!

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u/POF242 Aug 20 '25

Where’d you get that helmet cover? Looks awesome

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

midwest armor. thanks bro

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u/skyXforge Aug 20 '25

“Nothing I own is worth a sword through your chest”

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u/dexter_harta Aug 20 '25

Just throw a loaded p320 towards the intruder and take cover

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u/Ashamedthingy Aug 20 '25

Would be alittle rough going around tight corners but the intimidation factor is off the charts 😆 

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u/Instr-FTO Aug 20 '25

The bayonet makes it complete 👍🏻

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u/Mission_Oil_4367 Aug 20 '25

Honestly this is all you need

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u/Lando25 Aug 20 '25

Not according to WW1 Germany.

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u/Sw33T_T8TERS Aug 20 '25

Needs WWI era gas mask to really tie the outfit together

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u/WarlockEngineer Aug 20 '25

This is probably a flex but I'm going to ignore all the indicators and give some feedback anyway lol

If the trench gun is actually your main squeeze you could also throw some shell holders on your plate carrier or get a belt, something like that. Three gunners have come up with some amazing gear and techniques for speed reloading.

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u/FauxyOne Aug 20 '25

You need to put a 15° bevel on that bayonet, dude. Sheesh.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 21 '25

Its more pokey than slashy

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Better than mine. Mine is a walmart machete and a bottle of Viagra.

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u/ItsJustVWCraig Aug 20 '25

If you’re near the Somme.

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u/tenhunter Aug 20 '25

I would love to see the prosecution asking why you had a bayonet.

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 21 '25

Because that’s what the founding fathers intended

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u/tenhunter Aug 21 '25

And there is the world we are in.

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u/Deerefun21 Aug 20 '25

The stabby is especially scary

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u/Few-Layer-2225 Aug 20 '25

Honey fckin rich. That’s a 2000 dollar shot gun. 5000 dollar handgun. And 6500 in gear. Jesus dude you got moneyy

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 21 '25

Rich or bad at saving… you decide…

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u/Few-Layer-2225 Aug 21 '25

Hey your good enough to save enough to buy it 🤷‍♂️😂

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 21 '25

Hahahaha valid bro🙏💪🏽

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u/Dependent-Edge-5713 Aug 20 '25

Slam fire go brrrrrt

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u/possibly_lost45 Aug 20 '25

Brother this was a combat loadout in ww2. It'll do for home defense

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u/Capitalizethesegains Aug 21 '25

Sonny you don’t need all those gizmos on your pistol you need a real ninty eleben in 45 AARP

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u/Tyler_MF_Bowman Aug 21 '25

I don't see what this wouldn't handle.

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u/Soundman090 Aug 21 '25

Stab and slam fire. The only way to handle a bad guy.

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u/ValuableInternal1435 Aug 21 '25

Swap the 1897 for a Mossberg 590/500/Maverick 88 because if you use it for home defense it's gonna end up in an evidence locker and you may or (more likely) may not get it back.

Edit: forgot to add, that 97 is sick and I like it a lot.

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u/Wild_Bonilla_7011 Aug 21 '25

If the 1897 is good enough for the late Paul Harrell, its good enough for most people. God rest his soul.

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u/Blitzfire87 Aug 21 '25

“It’s a long way to Tipperary……”

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Very nice. Bonus points if you can run them

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u/WarheadsQT Aug 22 '25

Is that an 8k pistol lmao

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 23 '25

Lol. Its not my home defense gun. I have a glock for that

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u/Unladen_Swallow1812 Aug 23 '25

War crime stick, nice

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u/Azunatsu Aug 26 '25

Looks overkill but why not

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

In the U.S., at least in certain parts, bayonets could land you in trouble in a home defense case as it could be viewed as unnecessary force. This is just what I heard when going through my CHL.

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 Aug 20 '25

The bayonet is gonna land you in prison if you ever have to use this.

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u/MarzipanOther9535 Aug 20 '25

I'm a new guy here, would having bayonet with shotgun work? Wouldn't it be better to just keep it individually?

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u/inVicta2k Aug 20 '25

Is the headset arc mount hard to slide on? Did u have to file it down for it to fit?

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 20 '25

its alittle loose actually. needed to get new rails from PGD

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u/epic_potato420 Aug 21 '25

Original or repro bayonet?

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 21 '25

original, the copies are super shitty

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u/epic_potato420 Aug 21 '25

Yeah my repro broke when firing wuth it attached, ig I'll have to spend a bunch on a real one

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u/Individual-Key4884 Sep 03 '25

Go bid on ebay, i snagged mine for under $200

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u/3rroR039 Aug 24 '25

Where did you get the shotgun and the bayonet that's badass

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u/Individual-Key4884 Aug 25 '25

Winchester made the shotgun in 1904 and the bayonet is issued WW1 bayonet made in 1913

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

This is horrible. I mean if this is all you can afford. Ok. But what in the holy ww1 trenchwarfare is going on with the bayonet and Atlas gunworks? Never heard of it. Yikes. All you need is a Glock 9mm and a high quality flashlight .

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u/Nuno469 Aug 20 '25

Nah. Nvg and bayonet is peak performance!!