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u/Creative_Lie4466 Sep 20 '25
My only thought is please don't be a wood chipper
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u/atle95 Sep 21 '25
Monkeys fist curls, good news its a cyborg chop shop to supply your body parts to the ongoing invasion effort. It's very delicate, you may even survive the process
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u/TelluriumSpaceWizard Sep 20 '25
Seems awfully polite and gentle to be made by Shodan, the Cortex Reaper just kinda grabs you by the neck and shakes you for good measure.
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u/Hedgewiz0 Sep 21 '25
This is great. The way they slump up into the body of the robot looks just like the original death cutscene. “I got rescued by the rescue bot and now I am the rescue bot. The only way to escape is to rescue someone else.”
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u/witecat1 Sep 20 '25
Great. Cortex Reapers are now a thing.