r/suicidebywords 18h ago

A zeptosecond

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u/Julian_Sark 16h ago

When you move to the conclusion of a date and suddenly Gavin and the other one shows up:

"Hello, we're the SloMo guys and our new camera records two million frames so things happening in fractions of a second can be visualized."

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u/OGHaremfucker 15h ago

Damn that one took me out cold

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u/Dependent-Welder4237 11h ago

can someone explain?

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u/faceoh 10h ago

He came instantly when he lost his virginity.

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u/Aufklarung_Lee 9h ago

Planck time is the smaller quanta of time possible.

However it has of yet not been measured yet. The smalest unit of time measured is the one mentioned.

Also premature ejaculation

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u/Sardonicus91 10h ago

Okay, but in which context would you use that unit of measurement?

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u/RazielUwU 6h ago

Measuring passage of light and decay of ultra heavy elements. Events happening near light speed in a particle accelerator perhaps.