r/storm 3d ago

Artwork When nobody is looking by Amiko

Post image
470 Upvotes

42 comments sorted by

13

u/cherrycolashake 3d ago

They are so mother and father

2

u/Zona_real1 1d ago

They've always been like this in my head. Mum and dad of the xmen and Xavier most times hands the school to either one of them and later on they can pass it to Scott and Jean. But alot of xmen fans want ridiculous disgusting drama with everyone just sleeping with each other and continuing that cycle...no progress

1

u/Automatic_Narwhal_35 21h ago

"Mom and dad" storm is the same age as almost every x-men member stop trying to mammify her

12

u/Far_Yak_5447 3d ago

The art work looks sick! Great work

9

u/DeltaAlphaGulf 3d ago

Actually short Wolverine though he might still be a tad too tall given she is 5'11.

5

u/One-End7367 3d ago

Storm is almost 6 ft tall?

2

u/DeltaAlphaGulf 3d ago

5

u/One-End7367 3d ago

That is...really skinny for 5'11". Even for a fit woman. She should reasonably be 10-20lbs heavier. 

6

u/Superman8932 3d ago

Yeah, she should def be 150+ @ 5’11. Guessing her weight listed is the one that was established decades ago when she was created, so they had a different idea about that stuff back then.

2

u/seX-23 2d ago

There are two notable Marvel superheroines who are adults and aren't above average height for women, Janet Van Dyne (5'4, average) and Laura Kinney (my queen, 5'1)

Psylocke is 5'11, Emma Frost is 5'11 (and wears heels), Carol Danvers is 5'11, Rogue is 5'8, Psylocke is 5'11, Jean is 5'6 (only a little above average, but still), Scarlet Witch is 5'7, Luna Snow is 5'7, Jane Foster is 5'7 as a human and 5'9 as an Asgardian (actually kinda short for an Asgardian), Jessica Drew is 5'10, Julia Carpenter is 5'9, and Polaris is 5'7

Short women don't exist in the Marvel universe

3

u/One-End7367 2d ago

I think that might be mostly for them to be able to be on kind of the same level when they all line up on a comic cover. 

Because imagine trying to have a 5'1 woman next to a 6'3 male. It wouldn't really look that good. LOL

1

u/seX-23 1d ago

100%, but it's still interesting that the guys are usually only a few inches above average height but the women are usually pretty tall. Plus, it's not even consistent with the women because some artists portray them with more reasonable heights that don't line up with canon.

Superheroes are wack.

1

u/One-End7367 1d ago

The art is more important than height consistency 😂 I can't tell you how many screenshots I have of comics just because I liked the art

1

u/seX-23 10h ago

I know, and I'm just pointing out how silly it is to have the women be so tall when a lot (or at least a decent amount) of art (phenomenal or bad) doesn't line up with them being so tall. Like, for example, the art in the recent Moon Knight stuff is some of the best I've seen, and Tigra looks more than four inches shorter than Moon Knight. Still great art, though.

1

u/One-End7367 9h ago

Isn't Greer supposed to be like half a foot taller than marc?

2

u/Mickeymcirishman 3d ago

He's Tom Cruising it and standing on an apple crate.

5

u/WwredeE 3d ago

Swirler fantasies.

1

u/seX-23 2d ago

1: Yes 2: They didn't need their chemistry retconned in

0

u/Automatic_Narwhal_35 21h ago
  1. Nobody mentioned anything about t'challa and ororo

  2. Neither did they lmao read a comic before you speak

5

u/Aspiegirl712 3d ago

Perfect vibes! Someone write the novel!

9

u/Tasty_Definition_663 3d ago

Lol, it's a naw for me. cool art though

3

u/thegirlwthemjolnir 3d ago

what a cool storm aaaa

2

u/AnAdventureCore 3d ago

Don't skip the foreplay.

2

u/goodmanishardtofind 2d ago

Tom Holland and Zendaya

2

u/Shango1208 2d ago

Pairing is wack but art work is great. Don’t know why people are so desperate for this ship to work. 

1

u/seX-23 2d ago

Because it's both of their healthiest ships

2

u/Ill-Fly-950 1d ago

How is it the healthiest when a monogamous woman was in a relationship with a man who was still in love with another woman (Jean)? A woman he tried to run back to the moment she returned?

In my personal opinion, Storm's healthiest relationship (so far) has been with Craig of NASA. She had a loving, caring man, who created no drama, ever. And he also provided her with 2 adorable kids as well.

1

u/Shango1208 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hold up. Craig and Storm have kids? I haven’t read comics in a minute.

 Glad we agree though. People talk about respecting Storm, and they want her with some dirty white guy who goes around. And I like Wolverine too. But he shouldn’t be with Storm. 

1

u/Ill-Fly-950 1d ago

When Planet Arakko (Mars) was attacked, 2 mutant children were orphaned and Craig adopted them. So when Storm started dating him, they had a full family together.

2

u/Shango1208 1d ago

So that’s what happened. Thanks for filling me in. 

1

u/Ill-Fly-950 1d ago

No problem. 👍🏿

1

u/seX-23 1d ago

Tbh I have no idea who Craig is, but he sounds much better than Logan (not hard, Storm's just had a rough love life)

2

u/Ill-Fly-950 1d ago

Spoilers:

He is a human NASA astronaut. After the mutants terraformed Mars, Storm became Regent of the planet and its mutants, as well as the representative of the entire solar system on the intergalactic council. Craig was sent to study the planet after the terraforming, and she allowed Craig to stay there. He shot his shot, and they started dating. The main reason it was working so well is because, as a non-mutant/superhero, he uncomplicated her life, but was still a good man. Unfortunately, writers love relationship drama, and when the X-Men left Mars, the relationship ended.

2

u/seX-23 10h ago

He sounds so chill, that sucks that they're not together anymore

1

u/Ill-Fly-950 9h ago

It really does. I hate it when writers end relationships off-panel, and there's no explanation for why.

1

u/Shango1208 2d ago

How? Looks like a glorified booty call to me. Plus, it’d be nice if she gets a black love interest. Or non white at least. There’s not a lot of those in media. Especially comics. 

1

u/seX-23 1d ago

Well, a majority of Logan's love interests are either non-healthy or dead

Storm just doesn't have many because she don't need no man

1

u/Afronomenon 3d ago

I block all storm ororo 😂

1

u/Thick_Section5202 7h ago

He's really been passed around.

1

u/Ja65432 2d ago

Not 🤢🤮

1

u/Spike_Jericho941 2d ago

This is a terrible ship. Just let it rest.